Robert Pattinson vs. Mark Harmon in a death cage match--who wins?

[TZ]

Mark Harmon might glare Robert Pattinson to death but that medusa like hair of Robert Pattinson's might be a formidable weapon...:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

1. We all win.

[TZ]

5. Mr. Coffee for the win!

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Oh, please. Like Gibbs would ever get into a death cage match.

He'd just use his awesome sniper skills and get it over with quickly. And without getting his hands dirty.

[TZ]

But RP has that awesome sparkly vampire thing going for him

That counts for something right? (I'm sooo Dead To Debi) :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

3. Mark Harmon? Isn't he Luke from Star Wars?

What a geek. :hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. That would be Mark Hamill and you are on the CDSL as well, now.

Good going. You, TZ, The StrangeOne, MrCoffee and of course CreekShitty.

Nice work. The list was only established a half hour ago.

:thumbsup:

:rofl:

[motely36]

8. Check your FB for my entry!

;)

[BeachBaby]

16. CDSL? What - is that some sort of Sci-Fi club?

Damn, girl. You wanna punish me? You did it. Brilliant, my dear - BRILLIANT.

All I ask is that you don't leave me completely by myself with the Sci-Fi peeps. Bring Megan in - I need backup. TIA.

[MrCoffee]

20. The sheer level of awesome in that list is mindfucking

[CreekDog]

29. Mark Hamill is on your CDSL list too?

man. that's cold.

[Dr. Strange]

32. How'd I end up on the list?

I was in a meeting for the past hour.

[Midlodemocrat]

34. Midlotivity

Nuff said.

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

51. 'Twas the greatest story of WTFery ever told.

[SoxFan]

78. "The Made-For-Televison Version of Kevin Costner"

[Shell Beau]

4. Debi will not like this one bit!!!!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

7. She's too busy going cougar over Seth Clearwater.

I mean, she pretends to be admonishing LostinVA, but who went to all the trouble to track down those websites?

I rest my case.

[Shell Beau]

What is he like 12?

I am thinking Debi needs to step away from the Twilight!!!!!

[Debi]

15. Nice Shell...

I'm all about Jamie Fraser now (he's 23!) :loveya:

[Shell Beau]

17. Oh, he is legal! It's all good.

Now I have to go see who that is.

[Debi]

19. He ain't no 12 year-old werewolf

that's for sure!

[Shell Beau]

21. I googled that guy, and I still don't know who he is.

Are you making these people up Debi? You better tell me now. I can help you. Matthew McConaughey can help you.

[Debi]

33. Type 'Outlander' into your search engine.. (the book - not the freeper movie)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmMMM

[Shell Beau]

40. I think James Caviezel is kinda hot. Even if he is a freeper.

I felt guilty for lusting after Jesus in the Passion movie. :o He seems to be the guy in the freeper movie.

[Debi]

43. Dude - I said THE BOOK NOT THE MOVIE

Gah...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlander_(novel)

[Shell Beau]

44. The movie popped up and I got stuck on staring at dude.

A picture didn't pop up of your dude. Is this one I have to envision in my head because if so, I am so picturing Matthew McConaughey.

[Debi]

46. He's a character in a book

:banghead:

Do you Delta Girls not READ???

[Shell Beau]

47. Only Matthew McConaughey inspired books

:rofl:

[Debi]

48. You're hopeless!

:hug:

[LostinVA]

74. I turned Debi and other RP Groupies onto "Outlander"

And real men. And a heroine who isn't a drip.

[Shell Beau]

81. Well I guess I am going to have to go buy it now!!

But I still may picture the guy looking like my Matthew!

[Debi]

82. I picture RPattz as Jamie!

[mtnester]

94. No Debi

just no

[Debi]

96. Are you kidding?

Spunk Ransom in a kilt??? I can't even breathe right thinking about it!! *swoon*

[blue_roses_lib]

38. Is that....

.. James A. M. M. Fraser? Good choice.

[Debi]

41. Ohhhhh Yeahhhhh

;)

[blue_roses_lib]

52. "Don't be afraid; there's the two of us now."

*SIGH* :loveya: Old school romantic that I am, I'm holding for a love, and a man, like that. A gal can dream right? RIGHT???

And let's not forget, "If I were a horse, I'd let him ride me anywhere." Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh...........

[Debi]

59. I've only read the first one - but I'll be buying all the rest very soon

And locking myself in my room!!! :P

[mtnester]

95. Don't forget batteries

:p

[Debi]

97. Hahahahahah

I just bought an econo-pack for the occasion! (learned from the master!)

[mtnester]

105. tee hee

:thumbsup:

[blue_roses_lib]

71. The first is still my favorite

Followed by the 2nd half of "Voyager" then "Drums of Autumn". I am reading "A Breath of Snow and Ashes" right now, then will buy "An Echo in the Bone." I love the books; they're so thick and rich, I can read 5-6 pages and be good for the evening.

Mom had Outlander laying around when I was a freshman in college, and thus began my love affair with the whole story arch.


Edited for typo.

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Next November.

:rofl:

I am cracking myself up over this.

[Shell Beau]

35. Hahahahahaha!!

:spray: :rofl:

[Debi]

14. Just keep an eye on The Boy lady

That's all I'm sayin.

[CreekDog]

28. Enough with your Tiger Beat references!

:rofl:

[Debi]

39. He's a wolf FreakDog

:banghead:

[LostInAnomie]

9. The cacophony of masturbating teenage girls would become so loud...

... that it would burst Harmon's ear-drums. Pattinson would seize on this and smother him with his ridiculous hair.

[TZ]

13. !

This is turning into the BEST. THREAD. EVER! :rofl:

[Debi]

10. Pffft. The Winner

[TZ]

11. YEAAAAAAH!

IT would be the SUNGLASSES OF DEATH maneuver!! :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

12. OH NO!!!!

Not Mr. Dramatic!

[Midlodemocrat]

37. Oh, PULEEZ!!! He was awesome in NYPD Blue

but now all he does it put on and take off his sunglasses whilst saying 'Jackpot'.

How hard could that possibly be?

[Debi]

42. Heh heh

you said HARD! :P

[Dr. Strange]

50. Yeeaahhhh!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

53. Holy Shit.

That's it. Dr. Strange is God.

[Shell Beau]

54. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TZ]

55. OMFG

:spray: :thumbsup:

[Rosie1223]

56. Dr Strange for the win.

:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

58. Holy shit,

thats hands down the funniest thing I've seen on DU for months....:thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

60. Even funnier than...

Tales of WTFery Volume 7: Attack of the Nar’waal?
Which, by the way, you were supposed to be in, but I forgot to add the line. x(
But I remembered to put Superman in at the end!

[Broken_Hero]

66. Romocop?

Glad he got destroyed, interesting story, and very well played.

[Debi]

61. *sniff*

A thing of beauty :cry:

[flvegan]

64. Well, if he had waited until I wasn't wearing them

maybe he'd have cried less.

[Debi]

67. !!!!

:spray:

[Midlodemocrat]

65. Holy shit, that is some kind of funny right there.

:rofl:

[Deep13]

18. Coors guy against someone I've never heard of.

Either way, no downside. :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

22. Pattinson would tap out immediately after the bell rang.

He wouldn't want to muss his coiffe.

[MrCoffee]

23. Your mother tapped out last night, Trebek

[Shell Beau]

24. Oooooohhh!!

:spank:

[MrCoffee]

25. What? WHAT?

Just don't put a rubber glove on that paddle.

[CreekDog]

27. What about Mr. Coffee?

:D

[flvegan]

30. What about him? His tiny penis or his mad Jeopardy skills?

He's a Ron Paul supporter so it's tough to take him seriously.

[Debi]

36. I'll tell you what he can tap!

:P

[CreekDog]

26. Debi said RP got fat

as for me? :boring:

[Debi]

45. False alarm - he's back to being HAWT!!

[TZ]

49. LOL-I've created a monster!

:rofl:

[Missy Vixen]

57. My money is on Pattison

It's not just the hormonal teenage girls. It's the perimenopausal fortysomethings that would whip Harmon's ass.

Pattison would still be in hair and makeup by the time poor Mr. Harmon was rendered unconscious. ;-)

:woohoo:

[Debi]

62. That's OLD Mr. Harmon Missy

and get get the hell off his lawn ye damn kids!!! :rofl:

[Missy Vixen]

63. Yup. He's older than me.

Therefore, he's old. The OLD Mr. Harmon.

I remain fascinated by Mr. Patterson's 'do. How long does it take to gel/spray/blow dry/manipulate that thing into what it is? Plus, how many products are used on his hair every day?

The mind boggles.

:woohoo:

[Debi]

68. Ours is not to ask why ... only to (up)do or dye

[LostinVA]

75. Meth Hair

[Debi]

83. is HAWT

[Midlodemocrat]

69. Excessive use of product renders him a biohazard.

[Debi]

70. So says the lady w/BAC of .700

:crazy:

[Midlodemocrat]

86. OMG!!!! A boxed wine reference.

How clever!! How unusual!!!!

:eyes:

[Debi]

88. Has Mel brought The Boy home from bowling yet?

[Midlodemocrat]

89. He's not her type. Too old.

and musclely. She likes 'em younger and leaner.

:rofl:

And, he better be finishing his English Paper or I'll only have TWO children.

[Debi]

90. Meh...when Mel's 12 y/o boyfriend is over

it'll be just like you have another son.

[Midlodemocrat]

91. Just what I need. Another Teenager to feed.

Like my life isn't hard enough?

[Debi]

92. Teen?

I think that's a little old for her. X(

[Missy Vixen]

72. Okay, here's more evidence

Dig the hair. I can't even imagine how long this must take every morning, unless it's expertly mussed by the legions of teenage girls standing guard outside his hotel room.

[Debi]

84. I can't seem to draw my eyes above the belt buckle

[LostinVA]

73. Duh -- Mark Harmon

Mark Harmon would win: he was an All-American, has stayed in great shape, and doesn't have Meth Hair. RP is a little twerpy drunk with Meth Hair. Oh, and Mark Harmon looks better in button-fly jeans.

[Missy Vixen]

76. Now, now

He (or the movie studio) paid lots and lots of money to get that Meth Hair.

:rofl:

[Debi]

85. Just ignore her

She's jealous b/c her hair won't do that :cry:

[TZ]

77. Ding ding ding!

We have a winnah! Button-Fly Jeans look...thats a big plus!

[Debi]

87. Nobody rocks the BFJ better than Spunk Ransom

[KamaAina]

79. Pattinson in a huge upset

Just when Harmon is moving is for the kill, his rug would slip off. When he bent down to pick it up and try to put it back on, Pattinson would give him his patented "Toby Keith" -- a boot in the ass!

[KatyaR]

80. Mark Harmon in one.

He has several baseball bats, and he knows how to use them.

[Debi]

93. Robert Pattinson has a vampire bat

And knows how to use it!

[Shell Beau]

98. What in the hell?

:rofl: That pic is hilarious and wrong.

[Debi]

99. And NOW you know why Robert Pattinson is SO popular!

:D

[redqueen]

100. WTF?

:rofl:

[Debi]

101. What? You think Bella liked him for his HAIR??

There are some things a woman is willing to risk her life for.... :D

[Dr. Strange]

102. So wrong.

So very, very wrong.

[Debi]

103. Jealous?

Wrong compared to Man-Boob cheese? :eyes: Whatever.

[Dr. Strange]

104. It's Bromage, dammit!

And I'm not jealous of the dinky bat penis.

Although it would be cool to fly. I'm a little jealous of that.

[Debi]

106. If you could fly? Uh Oh!