MrCoffee vs. flvegan in a death cage match--who wins?

[BeachBaby]

I think it could get pretty fugly. I also think it would attract a lot of paying viewers - hence, a LOT of money. More money than MrCoffee won on Jeopardy.

[Shell Beau]

1. Can they bring weapons because that may change my opinion?

:P

[BeachBaby]

3. You just gave me a great idea. TAG TEAMS.

Who would their teammates be? Their mothers.

[Shell Beau]

6. Their wife/girlfriend!! It is getting good now!

[BeachBaby]

11. I think it should be their mothers.

MrCoffee's mom sounds kinda fiesty, from all I've heard/read.

[TZ]

2. I don't know who would win

But I think there would be lots and lots of tears..YEAHHHHHHHHH!!! :rofl: (that might be about the most awesome Strange creation yet)

[Dr. Strange]

5. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Oh wait, yes I do.
Yeeaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[MrCoffee]

4. Anything megan's involved with is fugly by default

[flvegan]

9. Nice thing to say about your mother, Trebek.

[MrCoffee]

12. I can't repeat what your mother said last night

Bodily function threads aren't allowed.

[flvegan]

13. Your mother doesn't try to talk when her mouth is full.

Of me. Which is fairly often.

[Sky Masterson]

7. I'll take "What is the Mutant" for $500 Alex

:P

[Dr. Strange]

8. Here is your answer.

"This mutant is believed to be the love child of an illicit liaison between MrCoffee and flvegan."

[Sky Masterson]

10. I've heard that.

I heard they Lee Harvey Oswald'd the guy who broke the story. :tinfoilhat:

[mcctatas]

14. EVERYBODY!

[Midlodemocrat]

15. flvegan's mom.

[CreekDog]

19. you always overestimate your abilities

:rofl:

[Bucky]

16. Free Republic

[RainDog]

17. I volunteer to oil them both up.

because I'm a philanthropist in that way.

I just love to give.

[Dr. Strange]

20. The match had to be postponed...

whilst the officials used the jaws of life to pry the oiler-upper off of the contestants.

[RainDog]

21. lol

spoil all my fun.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. MrCoffee responds

'I'll be in my bunk'


:rofl:

[TZ]

23. Dr. Strange responds...

I'll be in Mr. Coffee's bunk...:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

24. Not until it's fumigated.

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. flvegan tag-teams with his posse of pit bulls.

Should be interesting. Four hundred Quatloos on the vegan!

[AsahinaKimi]

25. does the winner take on Skittles?

She would kick their.. Yes, she would!

[Fire Walk With Me]

27. Yeah, some things are just understood as given.

[Debi]

26. I'd have to taste the cheese before I vote

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

28. If they both die we all win

:hide:

edit note: just kidding - I like both of them very much!