Help. The "v" in my computer keyboard doesn't work. I need a new verb to replace

[applegrove]

"to have". I'm typing on a friends keyboard right now and it is heaven to not have to replace words with the letter "v" with synonyms.

[LanternWaste]

1. Possess, maybe?

Possess?

[applegrove]

2. Thank you. That will do fine.

[pokerfan]

11. and instead of heaven

use 'place where God lives.'

oops...

Try 'place where God resides.'

[applegrove]

21. Yes I'm going to ha\/e to ha\/e a whole new...\/ocabulary. LOL!

[RandomThoughts]

3. \/ That should work.

[applegrove]

4. Thats a good idea.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

5. If your using Windows, you could try On-Screen Keyboard

Under Start\All Programs\Accessories\Accessibility\On-Screen Keyboard.

I use it a lot when I don't have any more room on my desk.

[Mugu]

6. No problem.

When you want a lowercase v just hold down the Alt key and type 118 on the numeric keypad. If you want an uppercase V hold down the Alt key and type 86 on the numeric keypad (that's how I entered both the v and V.)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. Or simply copy and paste from anywhere in this thread.

:shrug:

[pokerfan]

9. Good idea

highlight the text you want, hit <ctrl> c to copy, put the cursor where to want to insert it and then hit <ctrl> v.... awww crap!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

15. Right click is your friend.

:headbang:

[applegrove]

23. I knew that but I forgot it if you know what I mean.

[pokerfan]

8. Unicode FTW!

How to enter Unicode characters in Microsoft Windows

1. Press and hold down the Alt key.
2. Press the + (plus) key on the numeric keypad.
3. Type the hexidecimal unicode value.
4. Release the Alt key.

V 86 86 0x56 U+0056 Latin capital letter V Basic Latin
v 118 118 0x76 U+0076 Latin small letter v Basic Latin

[Drunken Irishman]

10. How the hell are you going to Google image search photos of vaginas?

[pokerfan]

12. just use 'Hoo ha'

[Drunken Irishman]

13. I don't know why I did that...

Because up came a photo of Terrence Howard nude. :/

[SoCalDem]

19. or "Lady Bits"

:rofl:

[applegrove]

24. Or "biscuit" as Anna Nicole Smith said to Larry King.

[Duer 157099]

14. Easy! Use "to has"

You're welcome!

:hi:

[Tabasco_Dave]

16. This guy could help you

[hfojvt]

17. actually that would be like torture

imagine trying to type this without the v

"Voila! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Ha ha. Verily this vichysoisse of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. Tell people you were born in Germany...

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... and your accent is STILL affecting your spelling.
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Foila! In fiew a humble faudefillian feteran cast ficariously as both fictim and fillain... etc.
.

[applegrove]

25. LOL! I am of German descent. That could work.

[pokerfan]

20. no problem

"\/oila! In \/iew a humble \/aude\/illian \/eteran cast \/icariously as both \/ictim and \/illain by the \/icissitudes of fate. This \/isage, no mere \/eneer of \/anity is a \/estige of the \/ox populi now \/acant, \/anished. Howe\/er, this \/alorous \/isitation of a bygone \/exation stands \/i\/ified and has \/owed to \/anquish these \/enal and \/irulent \/ermin \/anguarding \/ice and \/ouchsafing the \/iolently \/icious and \/oracious \/iolation of \/olition. The only \/erdict is \/engeance; a \/endetta, held as a \/oti\/e, not in \/ain, for the \/alue and \/eracity of such shall one day \/indicate the \/igilant and the \/irtuous. Ha ha. \/erily this \/ichysoisse of \/erbiage \/eers most \/erbose so let me simply add that it's my \/ery good honor to meet you and you may call me \/."

[applegrove]

26. You used the 'search & replace' function right?

[pokerfan]

27. There's a search and replace function?

:banghead:

;)

[applegrove]

28. LOL!

[lucas_g20]

22. possess