Body hair and politics: Do you close your eyes while plucking?

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Poll question: Body hair and politics: Do you close your eyes while plucking?

The Samuri left 27 eyelashes on the bathroom sink.

Three dancing bears left hairs on the loo.

Considering this, does the relationship between Dr. Faustus and GWB read like a Taiwanese version of Fowles' Magus or a Minimalist version of Mann's Buddenbrooks?

Choose your answer below.

If you would rather choose "Other," please describe below.






And to LeCarre: Pale Horse, Pale Rider. Porter Never met Eastwood.

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1. Other: Violence and the Sacred

sort of a Dickensian take on Focault, but with more energetic vibrators. You know, like Pual Harvey.

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2. Paul Harvey in the Faustian role of Damocles in the Torrents

of a Buenos Aires climax.

With a Bose Radio.

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3. and leather

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4. Ellen Gilchrist's Victory Over Japan juxtaposed within post modern

Stephen King.

Slathered in Michner Overkill of detail.

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7. A Mary Daly radical feminist interpretive rethinking of "Trout Fishing

In America" and memetic desire

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18. Good Book... Robert Penn Warren as Laureate never believed in

today.

But the Cinnamon Girl did.

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15. .

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19. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!

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20. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!

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5. I always wanted a liberal arts education

so I would have a clue what the fuck you people are talking about!

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6. Capote or Harper Lee? Who killed the mockingbird?

(It's all a haze...

If you meet the Buddha, Kill him.)

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10. Smoke and mirrors...

Old Possums and Practical cats.

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8. see below for reason

kick

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9. Okay, this shit is important! Don't you get it???????

(Thoe hettle sprecken)



James Joyce in the 23rd century.

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11. For the following graphic, you could at least vote....

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12. H. Rider Haggard and She slid Romance 19th Century through bigotry

into Tarzan's Burroughs but paved the way for DeCamp who sheltered Robert Howard in his addictions.

Catherine (the historian) loved him as well.

Lest Darkness Fall.

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13. Elvis meets Clock Work Orange while

a drunk Picasso paints nude U-Turns on Matisse's 21 grams.

Let Mona Lisa smile at the Holy Grail while looking for tampons.

If Nietzsche was the Lady Chatterley's Lover there would be no Rilke.

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14. Sweet. And Nietzche felt Popeye's philosophies leaned Franco

In that Descartes wasn't really there.

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22. One floor below Amtrak, Harriet Tubman went to 31 flavors because

Buddha says everyone is a Buddha.

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23. But, Buddha, knowing that, kept quiet.

And John D. McDonald told Travis McGee he was a bum.

The Crimson Sea became Green with Envy.

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24. Dali dreamed Einstein had

a Newtonian doorway that led to a golden apple juxtaposed to a pentagram in a yin yang.

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16. I vote for

None of the above.

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17. Me too, with the Wind and Rain... Gillian Welch

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21. Needlessly trying to keep this thread alive,,, HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!