What would happen if they outlawed Porn?

[rcrush]

Poll question: What would happen if they outlawed Porn?

[DevonRex]

1. Other, but I can't tell you what that is. nt

[bigwillq]

2. I would start the riot!

:P :rofl: :evilgrin:

[Mojambo]

3. There would be a widespread general strike, like, THE next day.

We have our priorities straight here.

[rcrush]

4. I'll burn this motherfucker down!

Come on Pookie! Lets Burn this mother fucker down!

[Dr. Strange]

5. Only outlaws would have porn.

And there would be a LOT of outlaws.

[TZ]

14. You'd be the star of a new version of the Fugitive....

:P

[rcrush]

6. What else could happen?

For other? I mean the total destruction of civilization is the only thing I can think of as the outcome of a Porn crack down.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. They can have my porn...

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... when they pry it from my hot sweaty left hand.
.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. By the way...

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... if that happens in 2012, I'll be getting my affairs in order.
.

[madinmaryland]

8. Use your imagination and fantasize, dude! Works every time!!

:evilgrin:

[rurallib]

10. It would be every bit as successful as outlawing booze and weed.

[rcrush]

11. I would love to see a pron march on Washington

Thousands of dudes with no pants on demanding their spank banks be restored!

[MilesColtrane]

12. Productivity up, but...

road rage up too.

[rug]

13. I fear for the cats.

[TommyO]

15. Who is this "they" that you speak of?

[HopeHoops]

16. If they outlaw porn, only pornographers would have porn.

That's sort of like a dealer smoking his entire inventory.

[hunter]

17. We'd have to call it something else...

"An Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Publication"

"Fine Art" is a pretty good name too:

Temptation of Adam and Eve, wikimedia

[guitar man]

18. I'd be an outlaw :)

:evilgrin:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. Millions of American men will be forced to use their computers for work.

Quite sadly, productivity will skyrocket. We'd be doomed.

:sarcasm:

[ZombieHorde]

20. The internet would never be used again. nt

[arbusto_baboso]

21. My carpal tunnel syndrome would clear up fairly quickly.

Just sayin'. :blush:

[burrfoot]

22. I think this deserves a cross post, so whoever hasn't seen this

demotivational poster: <http://verydemotivational.com/2008/05/22/funny-demotivational-posters-skittles>


(Link is not graphic but IS nsfw)

If porn was outlawed, we...(ahhhem) THEY could just use things like this, and I think they'd get by!

:toast:


(edited for explanation)

[datasuspect]

23. it's in everyone's best interest to not even consider this proposition

[lucas_g20]

24. chaos

[Bennyboy]

25. Kleenex Inc. would file bankruptcy (nt)

[Initech]

26. That might be enough to get internet nerds out of their basements and into the streets!