Where did I put my glasses?

[baldguy]

I took them off earlier, did a bunch of stuff, and now I need them to read the DU & watch the teevee I can't find them.

[sarge43]

1. Check the top of your head or the clothes dryer or under the bed or ...

I forget the other places.

[Mugu]

4. Agreed.

On top of my head is where I generally find mine.

[muffin1]

2. They're right over there!

:)

[amerikat]

3. Mine went missing yesterday.

Now I'm reduced to looking in the same places over and over again. This
really sucks. I hope you find your glasses.

[redwitch]

14. ha! I was just going to email this thread to you!

I hope you find them soon.

[LostInAnomie]

5. My grandma usedto always put them and her teeth in the coffe can...

... when she was doped up on pain killers. She was always doped up on pain killers too.

Lots of coffee went to waste.

[sarge43]

6. Right. Now I remember .... the coffee can. n/t

[Deep13]

7. They fell off in the crawl space next to the hack saw. nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. I sold them on eBay. Sorry.

[trof]

9. Check the fridge.

I found Miz t's car keys there once.

[baldguy]

10. Found 'em!

I went to pee, took them off to blow my nose, washed my hands & face - then walked out of the bathroom & left them there.

Is this what "old" means?

[whistler162]

11. Nope you did 4 out of 5 things correctly.....

[sarge43]

15. Pretty much, but as long as you remember what glasses are for,

you're still ok.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yN-6PbqAPM

[Xipe Totec]

12. My Greatest Love (Alberto Cortez)

Did you see where I put my glasses?
Lately, I've been very distracted.
Maybe I'm blinded by your eyes,
or, maybe, I'm just getting old?

Tell me what you think of this poem
have you seen how beautiful the dusk is,
why is it that all my schemings
fall appart just by seeing you.

My love, my greatest love,
my good love, my sail...
Love, my daring love,
my marvelous love,
I love you.

You are much more than I
you are the compass point to which I'm drawn,
My unalterable love,
my luminous and great love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz0fYM-h8a4

...

¿No sabes dónde puse mis anteojos?
me estoy últimamente distrayendo,
será por el reflejo de tus ojos
o acaso porque estoy envejeciendo.

A ver, que te parece este poema
has visto que bonita está la tarde,
porqué será que todos mis esquemas
se rompen solamente con mirarte.

Amor, mi gran amor,
mi buen amor, mi alero...
amor, mi venturero amor,
maravilloso amor, te quiero.

Eres mucho más de lo que soy
y hacia donde voy cuando me voy,
amor, inalterable amor,
mi luminoso y gran amor.

Son muchos ya los años que toleras
mis horas de tristeza y alegría,
la dura realidad y las quimeras
y un amplio repertorio de manías.

Convocas mis ideas y mis versos
mis gustos, mis amigos, mis ausencias,
y tornas mis momentos más adversos
en dicha nada más con tu presencia.

Amor, mi gran amor,
mi buen amor, mi alero...
amor, mi venturero amor,
maravilloso amor, te quiero.

Eres mucho más de lo que soy
y hacia donde voy cuando me voy,
amor, inalterable amor,
mi luminoso y gran amor.

[kimi]

13. Glad you found them

I was going to say bathroom. It's the most common place in our house for anyone to leave anything. Car keys, glasses, wallets, cat food, cat treats, purses, odd change, electronic devices such as Ipods, Nintendos, cell phones, etc etc ad infinitum. Next, the fridge. Next, the washer or dryer - inside of. By the time they reach the washer or dryer, of course, it's the final step, and they don't survive usually.

[HopeHoops]

16. If they were up your ASS you would know where they were.

I just can't resist using that line. Same thing with "That's what SHE said".