Would you eat a can of cat food for $1000?

[arcadian]

How about $5000?

5.5 oz. can you get to choose the flavor.

[demtenjeep]

1. show me the money

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[Call Me Wesley]

2. Sure, but it has to be this one:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. On crackers? With a glass of sparkling wine?

Sure.

Me and the cat often split a tin of sardines, so why not?

:hi:

[rcrush]

4. Yes

I'll do it right now. Give me my $5000.

[Inchworm]

5. I'll go $900 and give you an hour to draw a crowd

:hi:

[nickinSTL]

6. If I get to pick the flavor, maybe

Friskies Kitty Stew didn't smell so bad...

I don't know if you could pay me enough to EVER eat 9-Lives Super Supper though...wow, that stuff smells awful.

(haven't actually had much contact with cat food for almost 10 years now - don't know about any new flavors- haven't had a cat in that long)

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

7. Pay in cash on the table

while I eat, I think so..........:shrug:

[kayakjohnny]

8. Can I stir fry in some veggies?

And heavily heavily heavily spice the everloving crap out of it?

And chase it all down with a few beers?

And have the event surgically removed from my memory?

Then hell yes.

[tabbycat31]

9. dry cat food yes

$5000 and I'll eat wet cat food.

I need to see the cash first

[Kali]

10. I'd sure give it my best shot.

I'm a picky eater and have a strong gag reflex, but I'm also poor as shit right now so I'd do it. $1000 or better yet 5000 would buy some food and beverage to block the memory!:rofl:

[Orrex]

11. Do I have to eat the can, too?

What about the lid?

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Sure, as long as it's Trader Joe's tuna for cats and I can cook it first.

[GoCubsGo]

16. It probably already is cooked.

I'd eat that, too. Most of the "tuna for cats" is just the dark meat.

[Gormy Cuss]

22. I picked Trader Joes because tuna is the only real ingredient on the label

(there's a small amount of rice flour and added vitamins) and it's some mix of entrails and meat, but with a few herbs and vegetables it probably would be palatable.

[Lyric]

13. Yep, so long as I get to pick the brand and flavor.

[grasswire]

14. I ate a whisker lickin's treat yesterday

By mistake!

I was eating some salted redskin peanuts, and I also had a whisker lickin's treat on the desk cuz I use them to wrap around kittyboy's pill....and I popped that soft treat right into my mouth.

Oog.

Most of it came back out again on my tongue, but the essence of scent was inhaled. Not good.

But I might consider this for $1000.

[GoCubsGo]

15. I can pick the flavor?

In that case, I'll have a couple of containers of Fancy Feast White Meat Chicken Appetizers. It's chicken breast plus starches and some preservative (the same stuff as in bacon and lunchmeats):



http://fancyfeast.com/appetizers/white-meat-chicken/ Some cats eat better than I do.

It's pretty much the same stuff as canned chicken for human consumption:
http://www.dietfacts.com/html/nutrition-facts/sweet-sue-chicken-breast-premium-98percent-fat-free-canned-in-water-48340.htm


There used to be another brand out there called "Sheba", that I would also eat, no problem. About the same as Fancy Feast, however, they used tapioca starch instead of the gums.


My question: Can I make a chicken salad out of it or do I have to eat it straight up? Not that it matters. It's just that shredded chicken breast gets kind of boring.


On edit: If wet food in a plastic container doesn't count, I'll have Halo Spot Stew, you can pick the flavor. Once again, some cats eat better than I do.

[rcrush]

17. For $5000 I'll eat the low grade bucket of horse parts cat food.

[The2ndWheel]

18. Damn, you went from $1000 to $5000

If I wait for you to ask me again, can I get $25,000?

[Eyerish]

19. Sure, why not??

I've eaten hot dogs that I'm sure had worse in them...

[JBoy]

20. Pffft. I'd do it for 50 bucks.

Wait, how big is a 5.5 oz can?

[rcrush]

21. I just ate 3 cans of cat food. WHERE IS MY MONIES!!?!

[Kali]

23. husband just said

for $5000 he'd eat the damn cat:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

24. Sure, but it's got to be AmiCat or Evolution or some other vegan cat food.

I have standards, you know.

And before anybody starts to jump my shit, NO, that's not what my cats eat.

[Withywindle]

25. You bet.

Hell, I've tasted it for NO money before - I was just curious.*

It's not that great, but I've had school lunches and airline food that were worse.


*You know how little kids are, they'll put anything in their mouths out of curiosity? I never really grew out of that.

[XemaSab]

26. I totally would

n/t

[SoxFan]

27. There's actually an embarassing story here...

But let's leave it at that.

[Mopar151]

28. Where? When? Who's payin? What do I get to douse it with? n/t

[Quantess]

29. I sure could use $1000

Pretty sure I would keep on eating cat food all day if I got $1000 per can.

[Orsino]

30. No way. I buy cheaper stuff than that. n/t

[HopeHoops]

31. I wouldn't eat a can of TUNA for $1000 - then again, that's basically cat food.

[Heidi]

32. Yes.

Ginger's cat food is human grade, and the chicken filet looks and smells exactly like canned chicken breast for people.


Almo Nature chicken breast cat food


Canned chicken for people

[Richardo]

34. Based on those two photos, Ginger is much better at using a plate.

That second one is CMW's place setting, isn't it? :eyes:

[Heidi]

35. Har!

As a matter of fact, Ginger's the messier eater -- especially when I'm serving something he really likes. :rofl:

[Arkansas Granny]

33. Sure I would! Where do I sign up.

[LynneSin]

36. Put the money on the table first and I'll do it

It's cat food, I'll just puke it up after I have the money in my hands!

[LeftinOH]

37. I'd do it for $50.00. Think of it as foie gras.

[Kaleva]

38. Sure