Would you eat a cat for $1000?

[rug]

How about $5000?

5.5 lbs. you get to choose the color.

[stray cat]

1. All the parts? At one sitting?

[rug]

3. 45 minutes. Tail optional.

[nolabear]

2. Nope. I would not eat it in a box

fox, train, rain, etc. If I was desperate I might but fortunately I'm not.

[rug]

4. Don't be such a grinch.

[Inchworm]

5. Whoa, I'm still a little shaky

The $5000 deal gave me pause.

:scared:

[rug]

6. $7500. And it can be a kitten.

[Inchworm]

9. OH! You didn't say I had to kill it.

$7500 for any legitimate fresh (less than 30min) kitty roadkill. I'm in!

:scared:

[Inchworm]

10. Oh wait! Can it be some hawt lady named Cathy?

$2000 if videos are done.

$1000 (or less) if taking her word after.

:9

[rcrush]

7. Are you gonna pay?

The last guy didn't pay up!

[rug]

8. Sure, send me your account and PIN numbers.

[mcctatas]

11. I'd eat one of mine for free...

if they keep annoying me

[rug]

14. I used to have three.

[doc03]

12. No problem I probably have at one time or another

in my life.

[rug]

15. If you can't remember, it doesn't count.

[name not needed]

13. No fucking way.

[rug]

16. I just asked if you'd eat one.

[name not needed]

17. Didn't mean to be rude about it. I just couldn't do it.

[rug]

18. Me either.

[name not needed]

19. Also too drunk to realize this was a copycat thread at first

:D

[SoxFan]

20. My cats would eat you for free

Especially if you had feta cheese on you.

[proteus_lives]

21. Hell yeah.

Do I have to kill it myself?

[Arugula Latte]

22. Not a kitty. But maybe a small dog.

JK ... I don't eat red meat.

(If I were stranded in the wilderness with a Freeper, though, I might make an exception. I might feel the need to butcher him. Just sayin'.)

[EvolveOrConvolve]

27. LOL - the "other" red meat (the freeper I mean)

[Ikonoklast]

23. Obligate carnivore flesh taste horrid.

Besides, I made a pact with my little pride...I'll feed them and won't eat any of them, if they won't eat me.

So far, they've honored their end of the bargain...mostly.

[Bertha Venation]

24. Who would like to guess my answer to this question?

I'll give ya a buck.

:hi:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

25. I Can have so much fun with this but I won't.

Think pussy cat...

[Taverner]

26. Wait - are you paying me $5K or am I paying you $5K?

Either way, I'm out...but I wanted to clarify

[datasuspect]

28. $4.95

do i have to slay and dress the beast?

[davsand]

29. Seems kind of high priced per pound.

I can get fresh wild caught salmon for $9.99 per pound right now, and lord knows THAT is gonna cost more than cat--be it free range or farmed.

You are seriously getting ripped off at that market.



Laura

[LostInAnomie]

30. Nah, I had Chinese last night.

[City of Mills]

31. Raw or cooked?

Is it ok if I put it in a blender and drink it instead?...

























...i'm back. I retched. Disgusting! I did it to myself :puke:

[arbusto_baboso]

32. I don't think I could afford to pay $1000

Would you take $10?

[Forkboy]

33. I'd eat my best friend for that.

[DarkTirade]

34. With some sesame sauce, sure.

[quakerboy]

35. When, where, why, how?

are we talking whole, crunchy, fuzzy, and squishy bits included, or just the meaty parts? Or if you are insistent on the full 5.5 lbs, could we get selected choice bits from several wee kittenish beasties? Is there a kitty equivalent to veal? Are we talking raw or cooked to order? Could I, for instance, place an order for kitty and broccoli, or BBQ, etc? Has the cat in question been raised in a disease free environment without unnecessary steroids and whatnot, had all its proper shots, been killed in a reasonably sterile food oriented process, and otherwise been handled in a manner becoming a proper food source?

Also, whom is paying whom?

What country would this be happening in, what are the relevant laws and how strict is enforcement of those laws? Assuming it would need to be done overseas somewhere, is the cash to transport me there coming out of my proposed payoff, or will that be covered as a separate expense? Will there be some sort of publicity involved, or is this a private deal between 2 interested parties for only private consumption?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[jdp349]

36. Hell I'd eat a cat for free so long as it was prepared well

You can't discriminate which types of animals you do and don't eat.