The Alien Lizard Overlords are supposed to be invading the Earth today

[MrScorpio]

I need to bake a cheesecake.

[Richard Steele]

1. Oh, those poor misguided bastards.

This entire fucked-up planet isn't worth half what they paid
for the FUEL they burned to get here.

Their entire trip would be a total loss if not for the fact
that we are one of the few species who discovered cheesecake
BEFORE we discovered faster-than-light travel.

BAKED cheesecake, no less...That's why the've been
afraid to mount a full-scale invasion.

The Alien Lizard Overlords are COLD-BLOODED, so they've
been gettin by with that Jello-instant crap cheesecake
for a few hundred million years.

BAKED cheesecake never ocurred to them, so they think
we might be AHEAD of their technological curve.

Also, their scouts have been monitoring our planet
by watching our TV channels, so they think that most
asian people can fly and everyone else has lightsabres.

[MrScorpio]

2. My Cheesecake is better that FTL travel anyway

No instant Jello crap in my oven

[Richard Steele]

3. Any cheesecake is better than FTL travel- that's why the Alien Lizards fear our primitive species!

On an unrelated note, that's a very nice chair
in the backround of that pic.

Leather-upholstered mahogany, the tricky bits
are all carved by hand...and all of it stained to look
like Walnut, as was the style at the time.

Sweet.

[MrScorpio]

4. My brother and his wife have great taste

Wider shot, this time in the dining room

[rcrush]

11. They wouldnt mind the fuel cost

They blow us up then stop by Jupiter or another gas giant to refuel! OR maybe they have Wormhole drive!

[KG]

5. I, for one, welcome them.

I'd like to remind them that as a trusted DU personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground cheese cake caves.

[Patiod]

6. Does that mean I don't have to get my report in?

It's due this afternoon (and why am I on DU? because someone else is proof-reading it right now).

[HopeHoops]

7. Shit, and I JUST did the floors.

I know they'll be tracking in all kind of nasty shit from those interplanetary restrooms.

[Lurks Often]

8. Wish I had known

because if I had, I would have take the day off and slept in

[caitxrawks]

9. mmm cheesecake

Can I have a piece?

[Deep13]

10. They're late.

Typical!

[nolabear]

12. Forget the cheesecake. This is what they REALLY want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFZTAOb7IE

[MrScorpio]

13. That's the Cash Cab guy!

What? No trivia?

[TrogL]

14. Sorry, don't feel up to it

Have a headache and it takes a lot of energy to maintain my human facade.