I accidentally dropped my antibiotic into my yogurt

[Orrex]

And I thereby started an active culture war.

[orestes]

1. I spilled spot remover on my dog

and now he's gone

[MrScorpio]

2. I dropped some acid once

It made a hole in the floor

[TZ]

3. Does that mean you made your antibiotic go pro?

Cipro Manning? :P

[Dr. Strange]

4. Biological warfare is expressly forbidden by the Great Convention.

The Houses of the Landsraad will not abide this shit.

[Orrex]

5. Well, I couldn't use atomics becase Dannon uses shields

[kayakjohnny]

6. I bought some powdered water.

But I didn't know what to add.