Things to say during sex.

[Fire Walk With Me]

[AsahinaKimi]

1. I love the "Meh" right in the middle...

Thats just perfect for me. Oh..and just in case..

IBTL

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Yeah, but I had to post it.

:)

[jobycom]

6. Here's hoping the mods are a little laid back on this one.

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Some of the phrases are pretty racy- I admit that I didn't proof the entire thing...

:hide:

[jobycom]

2. Madre Mio??

:rofl:

[Richardo]

3. "Hello vicar"

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

8. That's bad!

:rofl:

[Richardo]

9. "Here's a dollar"...... "in change"...... "mostly pennies".....

:D

[flvegan]

14. It's better than "I just pooped...a lot...on your dog"

[Richardo]

16. Yes. Yes it is.

...or the understated "Oh well."

[Call Me Wesley]

18. "Oh Goo!"

No, wait, it's too little to read. It's "Oh God!" I think. ;)

[Inchworm]

31. I'll never look at a hooker the same

Gee, thanks.

:rofl:

[TommyO]

25. Oh, hello Hyacinth....

[Orsino]

4. "Now that you know, I can't let you live." n/t

[Schema Thing]

10. literally LOLing

:rofl:

I'm cryin' here.

[Patiod]

11. Was looking for "is it in yet?" on the right

and along the same line "would you do the honors?" on the left

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Yeah..."Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" is also missing.

[flvegan]

12. "I'm going to nail your ass"

MrCoffee's mother loves when I open with that one!

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. The right side is sadly missing "Suck It, Trebek".

[Doc_Technical]

17. "Blue."

"We'll paint the ceiling blue."

[Call Me Wesley]

19. "You like that?"

Really, mmm mmm, oh yeah, rawr!!!!!!

[arod_5450]

20. hilarious stuff

[Kaleva]

21. "I just pooped...a lot"

I could tell a story about that one but it'd be removed.

[gmoney]

22. can't read some of this...

Is there a larger version of this online? (I know, that probably belongs under "Bad > Rhetorical Questions")

[Kaleva]

23. Right click, select "view image",.....

then select "Edit" located in the upper left corner of your screen and zoom in until you can read it.

[gmoney]

26. doesn't help much... a blurry .gif is a blurry .gif

but thanks anyway :hi:

[TommyO]

24. Bad->Genuine-I LOVE HOW...

...IE MANDEL'S COMEDY!

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

27. Oh, Sarah! Oh God, Sarah!

of course, her name had better be Sarah... :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

28. Ha ha!

Love it! Just stole it for my FaceBook as a matter of fact.

[MiddleFingerMom]

29. g...

.
In "The World According to Garp", Garp's mom Jenny decided to impregnate
herself with the unknowing assistance of the dying comatose brain-injuried
aviator in her care. There were multiple sessions where, at the conclusion
of each, Garp's biologigical father said his ONLY words.
.
It started with "good". As his condition deteriorated, it became "goo",
then "go", and finally... terminally... "g".
.
I always liked the incredible dialogue during that scene.
.
I was always tempted to employ that sequence, but was afraid that I would
cruelly stress out my partner r.e. my impending demise -- if she were a big
John Irving fan.
.

[Swede]

30. What not to say during sex

[Iggo]

32. "Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?"

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[RainDog]

33. I always Venn Diagram my sexual experiences

now my fall back position, so to speak.