Bush Administration Tears Into Clarke For Lying On the Job

[teach1st]

<satire>

Washington DC (FAUX), 3/25/04: In a stunning move, patriotic Faux News yesterday released an August 2002 background briefing in which Richard Clarke, the crazed, publicity-starved, turncoat commie who savagely betrayed the brave Bush administration's War on Terrorism, praised the Bush War on Terror and appeared to contradict every false criticism his treasonous new "book" has made about the Bush administration.

In an appearance this morning on the popular PBS talk show, Barney & Friends, National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice bobble-headed that the courageously released transcript proved how devious, ungrateful, and immoral Mr. Clarke could be. "If he's going to lie on the job like that, especially when we want him to, you know he's going to lie like a Bush administration member when he's unemployed, even if we can't tell him to." Dr. Rice went on to pout, "If Mr. Clarke doesn't stop lying about me I'm going to hold my breath until I turn blue!"

When asked by a former Faux reporter how Clarke's seemingly contradictory statements could both be lies, Doctor Rice whined, "Clarke was telling the truth when he was lying for us, which is what we expected of him. Now that he's unexpectedly telling the truth as a former member of the administration, he's lying. That should be clear to anybody who supports the President's war on evil people and impure thoughts."

The poorly dressed Richard Clarke did not return Faux's calls, although had he done so, he would have lied some more.

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Satire? No, I think that's exactly what Condi said on TV yesterday!

[coltman]

2. I work the night shift........

faux news spin last night was"whats the big deal".