Question on cowtipping

[LynneSin]

Is there a certain breed that tips easier than others
Is there a prime location for where we should push to push the cow over
Will I rot in hell for thinking about harming poor bessy the cow
Does anyone actually tip cows or is it just one of those bad redneck jokes

[Archae]

1. I've done it.

Holsteins fall over with teh funniest noises. :rofl:

[Beetwasher]

2. Just Make Sure It's A Cow, And Not A Bull Because, As The Bull's Say:

"We bulls wobble but we don't fall down"

[Fridays Child]

19. ...

:spray:

[Ptah]

3. Cow tipping - an urban legend.

[Archae]

6. My cousin and I did the "urban legend"

And got chased, not by a bull but by one pissed-off heifer!

[Ptah]

9. If it was standing, it wasn't sleeping.

[arbusto_baboso]

4. They make a "meaty splat" when they hit the ground.

Don't ask how I know this.

[Kaleva]

5. The science of cow tipping

http://emweb.unl.edu/Mechanics-Pages/Matt-Semke/The%20Statics%20of%20Cow%20Tipping.htm

The above site claims that at least two people are required to accomplish the task. Plus one needs a cooperative cow that will stand still while humans are trying to tip her over.

[trof]

7. I don't tip 'em. What have they ever done for me?

;-)

[LynneSin]

8. Drink about a 3rd of a bottle of SoCo washing it down with a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Lite

THEN reply to this thread

nuff said.

Optional is one bong hit.

[Demoiselle]

10. You're right, trof.

Anybody who can look into those sweet brown eyes and then tip 'em over is a big fat meanie.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. They like it. It makes them smile.

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[lunatica]

12. I dunno I've never been waited on by a cow

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. 15% for an average steak, 20-25% for a superlative, dry-aged ribeye...

...5% for a Big Mac.

[Kaleva]

14. Does this provide evidence that there is something wrong with humans?

Why are we wired to think that cow tipping is good, clean fun.

[mcollins]

15. Cows are big

We did once when I was in High School, although it was more about beer and girls than tipping cows. Not sure the girls or the cows appreciated our humor.

I'd say Herefords would work better than Angus. Angus are wider at the hips- mor stable platform, so to speak.

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. The way to do it is...

Sneak up on 'em on your tippy tires with your tow truck buddy and when you get real close....

HAMMER ON THE GAS PEDAL!

Then laugh and run away as the entire field of cows tips over backwards. And then lets out a pleasing belch.

Source:

Cars.

[trof]

17. We overtipped a cow one time.

Flipped her so hard she did a complete 360 and landed on her feet again.
:rofl:

[pokerfan]

18. Ever been Snipe hunting?

Like cow tipping, it's great fun!