there is a squirrel staring at me...

[mcctatas]

it's creeping me out :scared:

[Crabby Appleton]

1. If possible, don't act like a nut

until he's gone

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Shouldn't he also *cover his nuts* until the squirrel is gone?

Just sayin'.

Oops, sorry. Didn't realize you were female until I looked at your profile.

[Crabby Appleton]

4. I don't think those are original equipment

on mcctatas

[arbusto_baboso]

5. Yeah, yeah I have since realized my error.

But as a guy, that's the first thought in my head every morning: keeping creatures with teeth AWAY from my junk!

[Jersey Devil]

3. The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel

Official Site of the Squirrel Defamation League

[LynneSin]

6. Maybe he wants to sell you Squirrel Scout Cookies....

[trof]

7. Look into my eyes...deeper...DEEPER!

He's trying to hypnotize you.

[mcctatas]

8. it has been forever and the little bastard keeps coming back!

not even the vicious kitties sitting in the window can distract him from giving me the stink eye. I blame the ex-hole for shooting that squirrel who ate our tomatoes with an arrow, word got out and they must have a bounty on me!

[Wapsie B]

9. A couple more just like him and we can eat!

Crockpot squirrel mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[Roon]

12. When I was a kid our next door neighbor would hunt squirrel

I remember seeing their innards and thinking they were cherrys in cherry sauce.

I could never eat a squirrel. Yuck!

[mcctatas]

13. Nice post Britney Spears

:P

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Give him/her some honey roasted peanuts. And coffee.

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I've found they go away and never come back for at LEAST every five minutes
once you do that.
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On the plus side, squirrels are very considerate lovers.
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Oh, that's just general... Internets... knowledge... or sumpin'.
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Isn't it?
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[mcollins]

11. Don't make eye contact.

it will charge!

[Arugula Latte]

14. ...

[Phentex]

15. Who blinked first?

:)

[nytemare]

16. Super Squirrel.

[Sultana]

17. Well, stare back @ it and see who will win the staring contest

[SoxFan]

18. DON'T TUCTCH THE NUTS!