RANT: I'm sorry, but I will NOT let some anonymous people on a message board affect my self worth.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I've been through a lot of things in my life that I don't discuss here, and

wait a minute...

what the fu...

What the fuck is this thing on my arm?

Shit....I have to call the doctor.

Rant off.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. No responses? I'll post this in GD. I'll get a fucking response there.

[Capn Sunshine]

17. You should

I wholeheartedly support you in this endeavor.

[surrealAmerican]

2. Not even in a positive way?

We all think the world of you here in the lounge.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Are you making fun of me?

Because if this is true, I'm going to apply to be a mod.

I would like to be a "rogue mod"....kind of like one of those "rogue elephants".

I've posted this before, but it is a dream of mine.

I would come online at about 430 am, when all the other mods are sleeping. Then, I would go FUCKING WILD!

I'd be deleting shit all over the place, rearranging the order of posts, tombstoning the admins, etc.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. If you rearrange,,,

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...the letters in "rogue mod", it almost spells "meringue" and if you
rearrange the letters in "rogue elephants", it almost spells out "meringue
in my pants"... which makes me think of... um... well... um...
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I'll be in my bunk.
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[EvolveOrConvolve]

15. Ah, the legendary "nuclear" option

You may be the only Democrat in the whole world with the cajones to use the nuclear option.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. This is true...

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... even though you suck.
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Go figger.
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[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Now this is the kind of goodwill that makes me smile.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

14. You damn "finger" posters always gotta stick together

I think it's a freaking conspiracy.

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. I AM SICK AND TIRED...

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... of all these "finger poster" conspiracy theorists.
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Look, Bucko!! Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean people aren't not
bothering to band together against you.
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Or... you know... something-something-something.
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There is not now, nor has there ever been, nor will there EVER be a "finger-poster"
conspiracy.
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Everybody...
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Just move along...
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Nothing to see here.
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These are not...
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The droids you're looking for.
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[LeftyFingerPop]

22. I love you.

[MiddleFingerMom]

23. Get in line. ... ... ... n/t

[Kali]

5. what was on your arm?

:9

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I don't know, but it was kind of shaped like South America...

with a Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge swimming pool in the northeast corner of it.

I explained it to my doctor on the phone, and he told me not to worry about it.

Well he didn't use those "exact" words. His exact words were "fuck off, I'm busy".

[SoxFan]

11. How many legs did it have?

[jobycom]

7. But you'll let some overpaid quack affect some big ugly deformity on your arm?

You got some screwed up priorities, Elephant Man. :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. It's OK, I took care of it...

with a hot butter knife and a little elbow grease.

I learned this method in GD.

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. If you keep picking at it...

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...it'll NEVER heal.
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Artist's depiction of LeftyFingerPop and his growth:
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[RagAss]

13. ....Ray Milland and Rosey Grier....what a classic !

A standard late night movie in the New York area in the late 70's.....many a bong was lit watching this farce !

[Dr. Strange]

16. Fine. But hear me now...

you WILL pay a lot for this muffler!

[TK421]

19. Fuck you, then...and fuck South America AND your stinkin arm@@!!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Easy now.

[TK421]

21. of course

:hi:

[arod_5450]

24. same here

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. Welcome to the Democratic Underground.

Welcome.

[leeroysphitz]

25. what is this

I don't even...

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. I don't either.

We should go out for beer and wings sometime.