My cat does nothing but eat and shit and vomit, in a ratio of 1:2:3

[Orrex]

Everything about owning this stupid thing is a punishment. It's a horrible, horrible animal.

Six years ago, if someone had told me what kind of creature this wretched beast would turn out to be, I'd have said "No, thanks, then. Let it stay in that filthy basement."


If anyone wants it, I'm willing to mail it in a small envelope. Just tell me where.

[Bertha Venation]

1. PM me for my address.

What's one more? ;)

I sympathize, I really do.

[graywarrior]

3. Now I know who to ask when I have to find a home for mine....lol.

[HopeHoops]

2. "There's no such thing as too many cats."

From a list called "Bad college commencement address advice".

[Kali]

4. Is this that outside cat?

The one that wasn't going to be allowed in?:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

5. Sounds like the perfect definition of a dog.

:popcorn:

[Sanity Claws]

6. Post a picture

of the little terror, its food, its shit, and its barf.
We want to know what we'd be getting ourselves into.

[Posteritatis]

7. It clearly violates thermodynamics. Can you tap it as a source of power? (nt)

[samplegirl]

8. My cat did the same thing..........

when I switched him to organic food...........all the barfing finally stopped.
I think it is the gluten they put in the food.