Rolling Stone: Following success of "Avatar," James Cameron plans to remake his remake of "Titanic"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

HOLLYWOOD CA - Director James Cameron, fresh from his success with the film "Avatar," revealed his latest project: a remake of his own remake of the film "Titanic."

Cameron told reporters "This has never been done before...no major director of my caliber has ever remade his own remake. It will prove once and for all that there is literally nothing I cannot do."

There were several audible gasps among those present at the press conference when Cameron announced the stars of his film: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the couple people love to hate, from the MTV Reality show "The Hills."

"I'm gonna kick DiCaprio's D**K," proclaimed Pratt. When asked about following in the footsteps of Kate Winslet, Montag replied "Well, she's pretty in her own way, I guess, but she's not me, is she?"

"James Cameron's Titanic" is scheduled to open in theaters across the U.S. on Thanksgiving day, 2010.



Pictured above: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, stars of the new James Cameron film, "Titanic."

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[sakabatou]

1. *facepalm*

[Mojambo]

2. We're doing this crap again?

x(

[Taverner]

9. Aw come on can't you wait just a week?

One friggen week and it's April Fools day!

[Enrique]

3. i say make it a sequel n/t

[alphafemale]

4. Yeah. Like with zombies and sh_t.

Brain sucking turbo charged water zombies.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. oh.

puke.

[jobycom]

6. Hitchcock did it, with great success. So did Robert Rodriquez. And others

Scorcesse to remake early film

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. ;)

[tigereye]

8. we just watched the directors cut of The Abyss. It was great.

And as much as I had avoided watching Titanic, when I finally saw it (years later) I thought it was very good. He's a highly skilled director.


Now why he needs a remake of a hugely long film I do not know.

[jmowreader]

11. Because if he DIDN'T make a remake of a too-long film...

Amerigo would have no reason to randomly send people off to watch Rick Astley and the dancing bartender...

[Dr. Strange]

10. Your brilliance never lets me down.

Indeed, it never gives me up.

[woo me with science]

12. This place

is very much like a GRE section.