That's right Lounge: it's RUMOR time.

[Dr. Strange]

Come, tell us a rumor about another DUer. Or just make one up, it's all good. There's no truth-in-advertising required here.

[Dr. Strange]

1. TZ is a lobbyist for Health Care Reform.

Specifically, she is lobbying to get visits to the astrologist covered by insurance companies.
It's true: I read it in the National Midnight Star.

[NewJeffCT]

6. Some people say that is true

You know, some people

[MrScorpio]

2. Capt Sunshine was actually a paid Allende advisor before the 1973 Chilean coup

He had left the CIA two years prior, because he was disgusted by American interference in Chilean internal affairs.

Some of Pinochet goons planted a bomb in his car to get rid of him. But that 1965 Citroen that he drove was notorious for having a crappy battery and it didn't start.

When he looked under the bonnet, he found the assassin's handy work, and that made him wary from then on. When word got back to President Allende, he had terminated Capt Sunshine's contract and sent him back to Miami.

Five months later, Chile was in the hands of General Pinochet and Allende was dead.

Today, Capt Sunshine uses an electronic remote starter to start his car before he goes anywhere.

[Capn Sunshine]

39. dude, that's scary

I can't tell you more, but

[motely36]

3. Geddy Lee is dead.

damn...that is not true x(

[Dr. Strange]

8. motely36 was an assassin, once hired by the mediocre band Triumph to kill Geddy Lee.

(Some say that Midlo may have also kicked in some money, but that's pure speculation.) Anyway, upon sneaking into Geddy's bedroom, he pointed his gun (which he referred to as the "Loud Little Motely") at Geddy and instructed Geddy to say his final prayers in preparation for death. Geddy told him that killing was wrong. He explained the error of motely36's ways, and with some probing, managed to discover that the root of the motely one's anger was a fear of whole grain breads. Geddy shook his head, thinking that that was a bizarre reason to become an assassin, but he gave motely36 a hug and sang to him as he cried and cried. And after he was done crying, Geddy kneed him in the groin and took the gun and said, "Get the fuck out of my house!" And motely36 got the fuck out and gave up his life of crime.

[lost-in-nj]

4. Midlo's house

is full of cobwebs...... :P




lost

[NewJeffCT]

7. I heard she is a Hummer driving Freeper, too

just trolling on DU and Facebook.

[TZ]

5. Dr. Strange hates numbers.....

He just pretends he likes them...

[Dr. Strange]

9. Some of them, I like.

36-24-36 are among my favorites.

[Debi]

10. Some so called 'Gay' DUers are not gay at all

But fake lesbians who prey on young, sweet bookstore boys x(

So sad, so very very sad. :cry:

[Dr. Strange]

12. Are you insinuating that I'm a fake lesbian?

Don't make me hunt you down.

[Debi]

15. Flvegan???

Is that you??? :wow:

[unpossibles]

23. I was a lesbian in college.

true story.

[Dr. Strange]

26. That sounds like the title of a Russ Meyer film.

[Midlodemocrat]

48. This is true. I have proof.

Number 4 on the Kinsey. She went up a notch.

Oh, and my crock pot is missing. What is up with that?

[Debi]

62. It's not like she needs the toaster anymore

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

11. I heard Unpossibles gives it up to all the ...

oh wait, my bad.

[Debi]

19. Your post made me think of that "Milkshake" song and now it is in my head

:spank:

[TZ]

13. Flvegan

secretly LOVES the Nationals because we all know, he loves the underDOG!!:)

[Dr. Strange]

14. RainDog is a fundamentalist vaginalist.

I'm not sure exactly what that means. Something about being able to write her name in the snow, I think.

[TZ]

16. lol.

Would that make you a fundamentalist nippologist?

[Dr. Strange]

18. I don't think so.

I take a very scientific approach to, you know, all that stuff.

[Debi]

20. Nipple clamps are for cheaters.

:blush: I've said too much.

[Dr. Strange]

21. Best Lounge post so far this year.

:woohoo:

[Debi]

27. Is there an award or something for this?

:shrug:

[Deep13]

29. Yeah, a pair of polished, monogrammed nipple clamps.

They're presented in a velvet-lined, walnut case with a plaque that reads, "Best DU Lounge Post of 2010."

[Dr. Strange]

30. Hand-crafted by Robert Pattinson.

'Cause he's freaky like that.

[Debi]

33. Where's the RECOMMEND button for this post???

There is no reason for the above pic except I wanted to look at him :P

[Zomby Woof]

74. Clamp 'em

'Til you're blue in the face... even down to the neck.

[Dr. Strange]

76. What the hell does that even mean?

Abort thread! Abort thread! Everyone to the escape pods!!

[RainDog]

50. my kegels are like sonar, bouncing off Dr Strange's mention of...

VAGINA!

beep ~~ beep ~~ beep

the rumor is that I am strictly dickly, but don't tell my customers. whatever that means.

[Dr. Strange]

17. racaulk spends most of his spare time stalking Gwen Stefani.

Strangely enough, Lady Gaga is his sidekick in this particular endeavor.

[KamaAina]

22. madinmaryland is a closet Redskins fan.

There. I said it.

[Dr. Strange]

25. That is so over the line.

I like it.

[TZ]

24. Symarip LOVES Rush and ABBA.

He just is too afraid to admit it publically....

[Debi]

28. That's not a rumor -

Haven't you seen his tattoos?

[Symarip]

46. A. For such a big fan, I can only think of 2 songs, maybe, from either group

B. Eat a dick.

C. See B.

[TZ]

47. MMMM.

If I only had some breast milk cheese to go with that..:rofl:

[Deep13]

31. TZ's cats are trying to kill her.

:scared:

Their M.O. is smoothing the victim while asleep.

[TZ]

45. lol.

As long as they can't open up cans of wet food themselves. I'm safe. However, should they get opposable thumbs..I'm toast...

[KamaAina]

32. LynneSin has gone on the new used cat litter diet.

Oh, wait, that isn't a rumor... :scared:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9303479&mesg_id=9303479

[flvegan]

34. LostinVA is trying to eat vegan.

:hide:

[TZ]

36. .

Or is that eat A vegan...:evilgrin:

[Debi]

38. After this weekend and her bookstore rendezvous

there may be more than one!

[Rosie1223]

35. Tommy_Carcetti is a founding member of

the Red Hat Society.



Or so I've heard.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

57. I like old women in red hats, what else can I say?

:shrugs:

[Dr. Strange]

58. I think the proper question is...

what more SHOULD you say?

[NewJeffCT]

37. Megan Fox & Jessica Alba had a threesome

with NewJeffCT recently, and he has Zoe Saldana & Sofia Vergara lined up for this coming weekend.

[Dr. Strange]

41. Yeah, but they told me...

that during the threesome, they were thinking of me.

[NewJeffCT]

42. Who cares?

They were with me. :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

43. Dr. Strange is a sad panda.

:cry:

[Capn Sunshine]

40. Mr. Scorpio? Sophisticated Computer Program

It took years to perfect, but now it's able to project soul in limited quantities.

[Auggie]

44. madinmaryland hangs a Joe Montana poster in his room.

[JonLP24]

52. Right next to that one

He has "The Catch" poster, large sized and framed!

[Auggie]

54. Signed by Dwight Clark too

[madinmaryland]

73. Actually, I think madeinmaryland is a sockpuppet

of cboy and upton.

[Midlodemocrat]

49. ZombyWoof makes terrible coffee.

[Zomby Woof]

55. True

I serve that to y'all while I keep the good stuff for myself. :evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

56. Okay. Now? Look around.

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

64. Need some Don Ho to clear my head!!

[Midlodemocrat]

65. Tiny Bubbles is my FAVORITE!!!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

66. At first I thought you were mock

ing me. But I believe you, my true blue friend.

[RainDog]

51. TRUE! NO RUMOR!!! FOR REALS!!!

Dr. Strange is a figment of the lounge's imagination.

[Dr. Strange]

53. That explains why my Ignore list doesn't work.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

59. Dr. Strange hates science.

Here,see for yourself:

[flvegan]

60. MrCoffee killed a man with a trident.

[Debi]

63. Just to watch him die? n/t

[Dr. Strange]

68. No, because the guy was in MrCoffee's parking space.

[baldguy]

61. Grovelbot is really Rod Blagojevich

[LeftyMom]

67. Midlo hasn't been the same since Mr. Midlo told the Midlets that Punkers* was "your new Mom."

*LostinVA's cat

[BlueIris]

69. MrScorpio is a closet audiophile.

Oh, wait...maybe closet was the wrong word there.

[Kaleva]

70. There are no mods here at DU. That's just a rumor to make us think this is a moderated forum.

(not knocking the mods here. They do a great job. Just trying to be funny!)

[Kaleva]

71. Every supposedly tombstoned member was actually a suicide.

[madinmaryland]

72. I'm really Walt Starr. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

77. I think someone might enjoy the Chuggo novella.

Not releasing any more details than that.

[redqueen]

79. You are such a tease. (nt)

[RainDog]

78. I thought you were a woman!

hmmmmm.

[struggle4progress]

75. LynneSin's craving all those strange foods cuz she's preggers

[SPKrazy]

80. I Bought A Harley!

well I wish....