For those of you thinking 'I wonder what used cat litter tastes like'

[LynneSin]

:puke:

Don't ask how it got there but I brushed my teeth for an hour I think.

:scared:

[HopeHoops]

1. Chicken?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

2. If only

:cry:

[HopeHoops]

3. I once (operative) had frog legs - they do NOT taste like chicken.

They LOOK a little like chicken - well, a VERY little chicken - but don't taste like it.

I stopped eating meat in '89 so I'm really not even sure what chicken tastes like anymore.

[hobbit709]

5. Chicken tastes like lizard.

[HopeHoops]

6. I've heard that before.

[City of Mills]

4. That's why I use non-clay litter

I can't imagine my cats having to lick that crap off themselves...I remember changing scented clay litter and having the smell and taste of the dust in my system for an hour afterwards... :scared:

[madinmaryland]

7. Thanks a lot! The first thread I've read on DU today.

:puke:

:mad:

[KamaAina]

8. So how'd it get there?

:P

You ate at the rest stop on the Delaware Turnpike, didn't you? :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

9. Seriously, is that the only joke you know - because it's getting beyond old

:grr:

[KamaAina]

10. So a priest, a rabbi and Joe Biden walk into a bar

and Biden says, "Three Dogfishes, please." Yum! :beer:

[madinmaryland]

11. There are no rest stops on the Delaware Turnpike!!

You have to hold it until you get into Maryland!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

12. Um, Delaware Turnpike does not go to Maryland

Dumbass!

:hide:

:pals:

And if you can't drive thru Delaware without making a pitstop you need to invest in some Depends - because you have serious bladder control issues.

[madinmaryland]

16. Isn't the Delaware turnpike about as long as interstate 395 that goes into Baltimore??

:hide:

I suppose Vitter and the astronaut lady might need pitstops!!

:D

[conscious evolution]

24. This isn't a restroom?

No wonder the guy in the crapper stall flipped out when I used the drive up urinal

[madinmaryland]

25. DUzy!! That is a frickin classic!!

:rofl:

[Raven]

13. My dogs love it. n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. Um...

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... I no longer wonder.
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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Obviously... ... ... ... cottonmouth for DAYS.
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Don't get me started on never getting over the "Wonder if
that'll fit up my nose" thing. Yeah, yeah... first name
basis with the ER staff.
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(honksniff)
.

[caitxrawks]

15. bleeeech

I think my stomach just turned over.

[redwitch]

17. I have never wondered that. Until now. Thanks LynneSin.

Suddenly my teeth feel gritty. Ick.
And I am so sorry but,

















HOW THE F*&^!! DID YOU INGEST USED KITTY LITTER????????

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. Oh, C'MON!!!!!

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Allow me to demonstrate. :evilgrin:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHTcjZzSlAM
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[redwitch]

22. I am NOT clicking on that. No way.

Nope, not me.

[LynneSin]

20. Not like I ingested alot of it - just a few tiny bits

someone forgot to clean his paws off before he decided to bat me on the face while I was sleeping.

He may be adorable but he's about as smart as a pet rock

[MiddleFingerMom]

21. Look at that face...

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That was no "accident".
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?
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I suggest you figure it out and abjectly apologize before
going to sleep again.
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Or buy a deadbolt lock for the door.
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Maybe both.
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[redwitch]

23. Ok, that makes sense.

I am very sorry this happened to you. Because it is very gross! But he didn't mean it, just look at that innocent face!

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. This is a nice attempt at gaining my love

but you shall never have it until you truly renounce Led Zeppelin.

:shrug:

[struggle4progress]

26. Thanks! Inquiring minds need to know! So you've saved me from a needless experiment!

[pokerfan]

27. Kitty Litter Cake!

http://www.fabulousfoods.com/index.php?option=com_resource&controller=article&article=17836

[LynneSin]

30. I don't think I could eat the fake stuff after having the real stuff

:scared:

[Maraya1969]

28. OK thirty seconds I can understand but one hour says you liked it.

:hi:

[Skittles]

29. *SIGH*

scheduling LynneSin yet again