What do you call it when John Boehner drinks a fifth of vodka?

[eppur_se_muova]

A screwdriver.

[kayakjohnny]

1. Ha!

:thumbsup:

[HopeHoops]

2. Oompa-Loompa Juica

[joeybee12]

3. His breakfast? n/t

[pink-o]

4. Followed by a Camel non-filter chaser! n/t

[lutefisk]

5. Geeorge W. Bush Junior?

:shrug:

[NightWatcher]

6. I was going to say, Breakfast

[LostInAnomie]

7. A day that ends in "y".

[Deep13]

8. cutting back? nt

[LynneSin]

9. a drunk oompa loompa

:D

[mainstreetonce]

10. bottled health care

cheers

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I don't know... could it be...

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... an E.D. Boner?
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E.D. standing for "Extra Dry", of course.
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[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

12. Lunchtime

you know your skin color does get orange/yellow when your liver is kaput. He reeks of a 5 martini lunch kind of guy.

[Richardo]

13. Gilding the lily

[old mark]

14. 8AM. nt

[MichiganVote]

15. His nightcap.

[sarge43]

16. Breakfast, lunch and dinner? n/t

[kimi]

17. Hydration

after his 2-hour morning tanning session. To be followed 3 hours later by his afternoon tanning session, and 3 hours after that by his evening tanning session. A fifth of vodka comes after each session, naturally.

[Richard Steele]

18. A -WASTE- of perfectly good vodka?

:shrug:

[krispos42]

19. "Significant risk of terrorist attacks"

Followed by crying and throwing large stacks of paper on the floor.