The greatest lyrics ever written.

[LeftyFingerPop]

"Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see,
I got a fever of a hundred and three".

I mean...WHOA! That's some heavy heavy stuff right there.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. See, what the guy is saying, I think, is that...

He's hot blooded and he wants someone to check it and see.

He's got a fever of a hundred and three.

A HUNDRED AND FUCKING THREE!!

WHEW!!

HE'S GETTING UP INTO THE DANGER LEVEL.

[Kali]

3. ....

:rofl:

thanks for lightening up my mood - gotta go to a semi-boring meeting in a few minutes

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Have fun!

:hi: :hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. He's hot blooded...

hot blooded.

OH MANNNNNN!!!!!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Then when he says "c'mon baby can you do more than dance"

I think that is his way of asking someone if they can do more than dance.

Brilliant song writing.

[rug]

6. Sing it brother!

Now it's up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do, you'll have to get away from you know who

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. You know, I'm wondering..if he has a fever of 103...

how can he be performing on stage? My bet is that they have a paramedic waiting for him backstage to check it and see.

[rug]

10. I'm thinking the sound guy stuck a thermomometer up his ass.

The best lyricists use fact checkers.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. I wouldn't want that job.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Hey Joe, we need you to raise the levels on the monitors a bit...

and then go stick a fucking thermometer up that guy's ass. He's lookin' a little hot blooded.

[we can do it]

28. WHO?

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Now my mind is really racing...did this guy ever see the film "In Cold Blood"?

Probably not.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. And here is another problem I am having...

"C'mon baby can you do more than dance".

Well, if she can dance, she can most likely walk, move her arms, breathe, etc.

What a stupid fucking question.

Maybe these lyrics are not so great...I'll have to do some more analysis.

[Ptah]

13. If you're not into yoga

If you have half a brain

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. If you like making love at midnight.

[hyphenate]

19. If you like Pina Coladas

Getting caught in the rain..........






Oh wait--wrong song.

[Danger Mouse]

15. The best song lyrics ever are from Pink Floyd's 'Is There Anybody Out There?'

He really checks to make sure that there's somebody out there.

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. What a coincidence!

.
Last week, I was in the hospital spiking temps up to 103 degrees -- and
I think I sang a verse of this to one of my nurses.
.
Hot blooded, every night
Hot blooded, you're looking so tight
Hot blooded, now you're driving me wild
Hot blooded, I'm so hot for you, child
Hot blooded, I'm a little bit high
Hot blooded, you're a little bit shy
Hot blooded, you're making me sing
Hot blooded, for your sweet sweet thing
.
But only because she was teasing me with my overdue IV bag o' morphine --
holding it up and bringing it JUST close enough for me to grab and then
yanking it away... all the while singing Eddie Murphy's "WE'RE GOING TO
MACDONALD'S AND YOU GOT A WELFARE BURGER!!!"
.
At least I think that's what happened.
.
.
Did you what else? They let hundreds of penguins run free in that hospital.
.
.
REAL late at night.
.
.
.
It's really cute.
.

[Iggo]

17. "You don't have to READ my mind..."

"...to know what I HAVE in mind.

Honey, you oughta know."

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

[HopeHoops]

18. "The sands of time were eroded by the river of constant change."

- Genesis

[Quantess]

20. Youre digging for gold...you're throwing away...a fortune in feelings...someday you'll pay!

Cold...as...ice...
:rofl:

[Iggo]

25. You know that you are...

Cold (cold cold) As (as as) Ice!!!

[Steely_Dan]

21. Bernie Taupin

I forgot what the song was by Elton John...But Bernie wrote something to the effect that "A shooting star, like God striking a match against the heavens."

Or Steely Dan's line from Deacon Blues: "That shape is my shade, there where I use to stand."

-P

[bluesbassman]

22. Pretzel Logic - I stepped up on the platform, a man gave me the news.

He said, "You must be joking son; where did you get those shoes?

[Skittles]

23. wrong

definitely Lilly the Pink

http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Lily_The_Pink.shtml

[progressoid]

24. Nibblin' on bacon, Chewin' on cheese

Nibblin' on bacon
Chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses
Now, he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle
Now anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love


http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/11aa6dda58/muskrat-love-by-captain-and-tennille-from-that-happened

[Tuesday Afternoon]

26. all I want to say to you is:

De do do do, de da da da

[LisaM]

27. I left you by the House of Fun

I don't know why I didn't come.


WHAT THE FRACK IS A HOUSE OF FUN?

[Gabi Hayes]

29. little old lady got mutilated late last night...

[pinboy3niner]

30. Here's a good one . . . and topical

Hey, Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand . . . (Hendrix)