A friend of mine has an editorial in the campus paper about responsible drinking.

[lightningandsnow]

This is the friend that got rip-roaringly drunk at my birthday party and puked all over my best friend's apartment, setting off a vomit chain of 3 or 4 other people.

Responsible drinking, right. :eyes:

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. The ability to set off vomit chains...

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...IS an awesome responsibility, not to be abused or taken lightly.
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[Symarip]

2. When I think responsible drinking...

[Shell Beau]

3. Or she could write I have an STD.

Probably would work a little bit better.

[pitohui]

4. well as we all remember from 1984

the young lady was visible and active in the chastity league so that she'd have a better chance of getting away w. the illegal sex

there was a fad here in the 1980s for crackheads to wear DARE/just say no type t-shirts -- same idea, i suppose, altho i'm not sure who they thought they were fooling besides themselves...

many a time someone is pointing a finger as a distraction from their own activities...

[surrealAmerican]

5. Perhaps he learned something from that experience.