Father O'Malley makes a call...

[RushIsRot]

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a chimpanzee lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the pResident for assistance.

The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Georgre Bush. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day t' yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a chimpanzee lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Georgie, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied:

"Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin".

[nini]

1. :-)

but the funniest part is georgie thinking his witty.. that would mean he had a brain which we know is not true.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Heh, heh!

:D