Whew. Just got back from getting a huge tattoo.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I spent the entire afternoon getting a very painful tattoo on the top of my right forearm.

The tattoo is an exact life-size replica of the top of my right forearm.

I'm a little disappointed because you can't really tell it is there.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. dude

you should have put it on your calf.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I was going to do that...

but I changed my mind because I didn't want to confuse anyone.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. thats what I like about you --

always thinking of others :)

[elocs]

23. I wouldn't think a calf would sit still for that. I know my cat wouldn't.

Is it housebroken?

[RainDog]

3. you shoulda gotten scarification

whelps are soooooo attractive.

I worked with a woman who did this and, well, nevermind. to each his or her own.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I don't know what that is, and I'm afraid to look it up.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I think this is scarification.

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It's scared me for life.
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[LeftyFingerPop]

9. That is scarry!

Scarey?

[RainDog]

7. oh, it's just etching on your skin with a needle

w/o the ink. here are some images I grabbed from others.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I don't feel good now.

[RainDog]

11. I'm just soooooo boring

I feel like an outcast because I don't have a tongue piercing.

buh ah dinneh wan ah sloun like thi wheh I taw.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. When I get a pimple, I write "tattoo" next to it and draw an arrow pointing to it.

[Dr. Strange]

21. Guess which one I did?

[Ptah]

10. You'll sure look silly in the rest home.

Get of my lawn.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. that's what I tell my nephew who got some dumb ass college

drinking related tattoo. He'll be sorry in a few years.

[MrCoffee]

14. Stephen Wright told that joke, but, you know, better.

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. What joke?

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. BTW...show me...

http://www.wright-house.com/steven-wright/steven-wright-jokes.html

[ileus]

17. At least you can still get a job.

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. I do poorly on interviews.

It might have to do with the fact that I bathe in cologne, but I refuse to compromise.

[LostInAnomie]

19. I need to get a tattoo of a...

... bigger wiener on my wiener. That way I can fool everyone into thinking I've got a huge dong, but it's really just an illusion.

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Size doesn't matter.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

22. The tattoo joke

(an oldie but goodie).

John was going out with Wendy and he loved her so much that he wanted to get her name tattooed on his penis. When it was erect it spelled "Wendy" but when limp it said "W Y". After their wedding day they went to Jamaica for their honeymoon.

One day they went to the beach and Bob went to the public restroom. At the urinal next to him was this tall Jamaican man. Bob looked over the urinal divider, noticed the letters "W Y" on the Jamaican's unerect penis and he asked him, "Oh, is your girlfriend's name Wendy too?"

The big Jamaican man looked at him and said, "No, man! Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!'"