I'm turning the big 3-0 today! Any advice for my old ass?

[LostInAnomie]

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Wash it daily.

[Heidi]

2. Happy birthday, LIA!

:hi:

[Richardo]

3. Stop referring to yourself as old when there are people in their 50s around.

Now get off my lawn! :grr:

And happy birthday! :party:

[redqueen]

4. Enjoy every sandwich.

:)


More advice:

Keep learning. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

Enjoy the simple things.

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.


Happy birthday!

[Swede]

5. Lift with your legs,not your back.

I got nothin'

[The2ndWheel]

6. Different shit, same day

[BurtWorm]

7. Try to make yourself look like the guy in that photo before you hit the even bigger 4-0.

Live the hell out of this decade. It'll be over before you realize it. It's the fastest of all decades.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Happy Birthday youngster! You have about 11 years before everything turns to shit.

:toast: :party: :bounce:

[hayu_lol]

9. Gee, you may finally be dry behind the ears...

but when will you have to start shaving?

Poster is 75.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I'm 51. My ears have just started the "flaking process".

[grace0418]

12. Oh great. I'm about to turn 40 in a few weeks. That means I only have one year!

Oy vey.

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Happy Birthday!

:toast: I hope you're having a wonderful day and countless more to come! :hi:

[grace0418]

13. Happy Birthday. You are almost exactly one decade younger than I am.

I hope you have more teeth than the gent in the photo. :)

[NewJeffCT]

14. Enjoy it while you can

it's all downhill now

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

15. Try getting to 6-0

which is where I'll be this year, if everything remains the same.......... :)
Happy Happy anyhow!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

16. Happy birthday fellow first week of Aries!!

YOu too have Nancy Pelosi's birthday. She's exactly fifteen years older than I am.

Happy Birthday to US!!! :toast:

[appal_jack]

17. Happy Birthday Lost!

You say it's your birthday?
Well, it's my birthday too, yeah!
I'm glad it's your birthday!
We're gonna have a good time...

You, me, and Speaker Pelosi. Not a bad crowd. I'll take the company gladly!

-app

Edit to add that it's 39 for me. The decade does indeed fly by...

[tabbycat31]

18. deny it

I turn 30 next week and I'm freaking out. I'm going to say it's the 9th anniversary of my 21st birthday :-)

Happy birthday

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Yeah, you're a baby.

I could be your mom. And, I'm not saying that as someone who conceived at 12.

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. Your metabolism is changing. Take care to stay in shape, because you'll keep that general shape

for a long time. And it gets harder and harder to get back in shape if you lose it.

Happy Birthday!

[UTUSN]

21. Happy birthday, but I hate you because you are YOUNG. n/t

[NNadir]

22. Yes. Keep in mind that the alternative to growing old is dying young.

You probably can't grasp that because you're a young 'un. When you grow up you will realize that I am right.