Police: Man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol involved

[spinbaby]

From our local paper:

Police: Man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol involved
Friday, March 26, 2010
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Police said a man will be charged with public drunkenness after several witnesses saw him attempting to resuscitate a road-killed opossum.

State police said they charged Donald Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, Jefferson County, after they arrived at the scene on Route 36 in Oliver Township around 3 p.m. Thursday.

A news release from police does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10085/1045894-100.stm?cmpid=latest.xml#ixzz0jIj6MPKv

[HopeHoops]

1. "alcohol involved" - ya think?

"does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum" - um, probably because they couldn't publish the details.

[Orsino]

2. It's all fun and games until someone resuscitates a 'possum. n/t

[rcrush]

3. This is why we need to legalize marijuana.

[spinbaby]

4. Man tries to eat dead possom; marijuana involved

Yeah, I can see how that's better.:eyes:

[rcrush]

5. Really?

Wow ok.

[JonLP24]

10. LOL

Food cravings are NEVER that bad! :rofl:

[Rambis]

6. Must be related to this person

[Mugu]

11. Reminds me very much of a most unfriendly barn cat I once had.

[MrSlayer]

7. Hilarious.

Not something you see everyday.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

8. If that ain't rock bottom

I don't know what the hell is!

[surrealAmerican]

9. It can be hard to tell with possums ...

... especially when the whole place is spinning.