What does the phrase "sexy farmer" mean to you?

[redqueen]

[BurtWorm]

1. Something like this.

Don't you wonder what's in his garden?

[Sanity Claws]

28. What's in his garden?

Marshmallows? Doughnuts?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

37. God in Heaven.....A little WARNING next time, OK?

[Bucky]

38. I assume he's raising pork bellies

cause pork bellies sure are raising him

[Schema Thing]

2. It means nothing w/o the word "tan", to me.

[Orsino]

3. Mr. Green Jeans.

Motherfucker was pimpin'!

[MrCoffee]

4. So many, many things

99% of which hurt my brain.

[Name removed]

5. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. ~

[Rosie1223]

7. Well, I'm married to one

but I'm guessing that is not what this thread is about. :shrug:

[redqueen]

8. It's not really about anything...

I was just curious about how confusing that term really is, you know... for normal people. :P

I can tell you one thing for sure, and that is that it is not about that Spinal Tap song. But that is of course the earworm I've had since starting this thread. x(

[Dr. Strange]

9. Who talks like that?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9259511#9267970

[KG]

10. getting out my pitch fork, poking your hay

plowing through your bean field, planting my seed

[Writer]

11. A guy who really knows how to work a hoe? n/t

[Shell Beau]

12. Well...

[blueamy66]

13. THAT IS JUST WRONG!!

DAMN YOU!

[Shell Beau]

16. Aww, come on now! You don't like the banana hammock?

[blueamy66]

23. I really need to wash my eyeballs

at this very moment.

[Shell Beau]

26. Are you outwardly dissing my husband?

:rofl:

[blueamy66]

29. I'm sorry.

:-)

[redqueen]

14. ...

:rofl:

Is that the guy from The Darkness?

[Shell Beau]

15. lol! I don't know. He was the first guy that popped up when

I googled hot farmers! :rofl:

[rcrush]

30. What do you use to clean the seat?

[mtnester]

32. FAIL!

I had to go find a small pry bar to gouge my eyes out

[Aristus]

17. This maybe?:

[NewJeffCT]

20. Hmm

Looks like we were on the same track there...

[appal_jack]

21. dayum.

:9 :loveya:

[Name removed]

18. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

19. Basically someone who spends his days poking hay with his pitchfork.

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your bean field
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. nothing

[Bunny]

24. They're sexy when they're digging fence post holes.

Oh yes. :loveya:

[Mike 03]

25. Without question, the lyrics to "Sex Farm" by Spinal Tap

Before that song, I never made any connection between sex and agriculture whatsoever, but after having heard it, I cannot break the connection.


Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your bean field
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

[elana i am]

27. she thinks my tractor's sexy...

[MiddleFingerMom]

31. Maybe it's just me...

.
...but there may not be ANYTHING sexier than a farmer out taking a leek in his field.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.

[Kali]

33. ...

:spray:







:spank:

[MiddleFingerMom]

34. Don't encourage me. ... n/t

[blue neen]

35. Eb.

I love Eb. :)

[peekaloo]

36. someone whose hoes pay for themselves.

[redqueen]

39. deleted

I think I figured out the joke. You're saying a sexy farmer is a pimp, right? Hilarious!

[peekaloo]

40. No.

he just doesn't pay for hoes, I think.

Early posts from me are always suspect. }(

:hangover:

[redqueen]

41. Heh...

at first I was wondering if you meant the hoes paid for themselves, cause you can sell the stuff you harvest from the rows you hoed... but, that's kind of a stretech isn't it?

I should probably just stop assuming that lounge posts are supposed to make sense. :P