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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-25-04 12:45 PM
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Don't ask don't tell just CAPTION
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-25-04 12:46 PM
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1. "you got any of them queer eyes behind them glasses son?"
Edited on Thu Mar-25-04 12:48 PM by ElsewheresDaughter
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-25-04 12:47 PM
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2. w: "Cool, I can see my reflection"
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-25-04 12:51 PM
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3. Damn, that greasepaint
.. aint quite got the gin blossom on my nose covered up.

Why, you're even prettier than Putin's flyboy honor guard. Come on over here, don't you think this boy is the purtiest you ever done seen?

Darling, would you check under your bed? I think my wedding ring fell off last night.
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-25-04 12:52 PM
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4. Private !, Smell my nose !
Edited on Thu Mar-25-04 12:52 PM by Drifter
Er ... um ... Sir ... your breath stinks.

Cheers
Drifter
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historian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-25-04 12:59 PM
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5. hi johnny
see you later in the bathroom and dont forget the gel
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LionInWinter Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-25-04 01:24 PM
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6. "Uh, sir ...
you're supposed to be facing the other way"
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-25-04 01:43 PM
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7. Sgt. You callin me a deserter from the Tx. N'Guard?
Pull mah finger


DDQM
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-25-04 01:49 PM
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8. W. is "thinking": "Gee, when they made us salute in basic, we used
Edited on Thu Mar-25-04 02:01 PM by skip fox
to think: 'You're full of it up to here, sir.' Once I started giggling and the general drug it out of me, what I was thinking and all. Geez, I had to dig a foxhold with a spoon. I better not catch one of these rat-bastards even smirking at me! I'll have him deep fried. . . . Gosh, being around soldiers makes me think in tough-talk!"
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-25-04 01:50 PM
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9. Are you EYEBALLIN' me, Sergeant?
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