The Bland-Up Comedian of all CAPTIONS!!!!!

[skip fox]

"And I got other ideas too, about making jobs, that some in my administration don't want me to tell you about just yet, probably cause they're so good and we should wait and surprise everybody or something. Like one is manufacturing jobs themselves. I mean, everybody says we're losing manufacturing jobs, so if we just start getting in the business of manufacturing jobs, we'd be in great shape, we'd have both more jobs and more manufacturing jobs manufacturing more jobs and stuff. Then we could privatize that and it would make even MORE jobs. We could also make companies change their names every year so a whole bunch of people who make signs and sweatshirts with company logos on or mugs and pens and things like that will have lots of work and will have to hire more people and of course they'll have to change their names too, which means even more jobs. And that'll make more work for the telephone book people and the yellow book people, so they'll be hiring. Then we privatize that making even . . . (blah, blah, blah). . ."

[underpants]

1. Meanwhile in the Penguin's lair...............

Cockeyed angle like in the bad guys hide out on the Batman TV show.

[underpants]

2. View just after the SS Bush hit the iceberg

:bounce:

[underpants]

3. ...and I can get a great deal on having those sweatshirts made too...

:bounce:

[LionInWinter]

4. Why did they crop Edgar Bergen out of the picture?

;)

[frylock]

5. and there's me with a flashlight and a roadmap, looking for my ass.

[cosmicdot]

6. W: if two is a couple, and three is a crowd, then what is 4 and 5?

a Coalition of the Willing ... ba-da-boom ... Poppy asked me: son, how were your test scores; and, I said: Underwater; and, he asked, what do you mean underwater; and, I said: because they were below C level ... ba-da-boom ... what has all hat, but no cattle ......