Innocent Ways to Drop the Word "Penis"in a Sentence

[SoDesuKa]

Frankly, I can't think of an innocent way to drop the word "penis" in a sentence. It's one of those words that doesn't have any other meaning.

[RainDog]

1. Your pen is more powerful than the sword n/t

[Angleae]

4. I'll take the penis mightier for $200 alex?

[Quantess]

2. Offer a bowl of peanuts

"Would you like some penis? Peanuts?"

[rkennedy_68]

20. Good one!

[yankeepants]

3. So, you play the piano?

Then you must be a penis.

[Orrex]

5. "I need a small planishing hammer. This ball-peen is much too big and hard."

[gmoney]

6. "I saw John Boehner on TV yesterday talking to Dick Cheney at Cox Airport..."

"They were being interviewed by that penis, Glenn Beck."

[caitxrawks]

7. "there's a lot of pea-ness going on in here"

True story from Iron Chef America :)

[Dr. Strange]

8. Well...

in our use of Hölder's inequality, we have already used the q-ness of the function g, but with regard to f, where have we made use of its p-ness?

[bigwillq]

9. "I root for the South Carolina Gamecocks"

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

10. There was that song - "I'm your penis"...

I know, I know - it was "Venus".

[motely36]

11. Damn earworm!

:mad:

[HopeHoops]

13. Don't feel bad. I gave it to myself as well.

:grr:

[retread]

12. This thread is destined to be locked. In keeping with the theme:

[rcrush]

14. I'll take The Penis Mighter for 200 Alex!

[jobycom]

15. Platypus starts with a P, n'est pas?

of course there's the follow up. "And it ends in pus, si."

I'm so burning in mod hell for that one, aren't I?

[RainDog]

17. you are sooooooooo good!

[arbusto_baboso]

16. Here's a good website for that.

http://www.penisland.net/

[unpossibles]

18. Maybe not "penis" but I do sometimes enjoy looking for

a new direction. :)

[tabbycat31]

19. mention this website

www.penisland.com

For those of you at work/around kids, it's G rated. It's a pen company.

[kayakjohnny]

21. Just penis cup for us and we'll have the results back in about a week.

:)

[Bucky]

22. Around Christmas time you can sing "P'nees Navidad! P'nees Navidad!"

[BurtWorm]

23. Excuse me, do you mind if I innocently drop the word penis into a sentence?

[RiffRandell]

24. Detachable Penis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

[trof]

25. Peaness is next to godliness.

I have no idea what that means.