Imitate a freeper thread

[Sanity]

Actually, this thread was a screw-up (I posted something here that belonged in a different forum).

However, I'm not letting good bandwidth go to waste. So the objective of this thread is to imitate a freeper through their typical use of grammar, spelling, and content. Keep it sarcastic.

[NewHampster]

1. it is reverse lookup on your I/P address

and some ISPs will block those

[Sanity]

2. Thank you, I'm going to repost that question in ATA.

Do you know of anyway I could get around that issue though?

Actually, it's already been posted.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=120x15877

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. I bought myself some really cool assault weapons recently.

Methinks I'm going to take these babies downtown and scare some liebrals.
It's my right, baby!
WOO! HOO! DONTCHA JUST LOVE FREEDOM!

[NewHampster]

4. hows can yuse imitate a Freaper

what is guud bandwidth anywho. my swatchband is wide enuf

[ret5hd]

5. here's a fairly representative sample of something similar to what you ask

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1274755&mesg_id=1274755

[Sanity]

6. Were you talking about your post there?

Because I'm pretty sure what you just did is in violation of DU rules.

[ret5hd]

10. hey, you asked for sarcasm...

if it bites too deep, alert away.

[terrya]

7. "God made Adam and Eve,, not Adam and Steve, dammit!!"

I thought I'd do the religious fundementalist freeper thread...

[Go Eagles]

8. here's an example

I don't know if I can bring my mind that low in the gutter but here is a prime example of the level of thinking. It was on a teachers board last year and the poster was responding to those arguing against going to war against Iraq.

"Thank you God for al gore he invented the internet.
I don't believe most of you are teachers, this chalkboard is
merely an extreme left Marxism BOARD. to the left off Stalin.
you apply the same philosophy, you believe on the same
principles. Marxism is a pretty bad word.
what a euphoric philosophy of life, everybody is equal, making
the same wages even if you don't work. but by God I am not a
Marxist."

[regularguy]

9. Mommy, Mommy I can't get laid. And it's all because of

the feminists and Hitlery!