Let's put it to a vote: Pattinson, Christansen or LaBeouf? There can be only one winner, but...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Poll question: Let's put it to a vote: Pattinson, Christansen or LaBeouf? There can be only one winner, but...

....a catch. You can decide what the purpose of the poll is. It could be who is the best actor, who is the most shitastic actor, who would you most like to knock outside the head with a maglite flashlight, whatever. Explanations and rationalizations for your vote would be appreciated.

Just for reference:

Robert Pattinson:



Hayden Christansen:



Shia LaBeouf:



And no, Debi, "Yes, please" is not a choice. :)

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. I vote for that LaBeef guy...

.
...but his first name is actually Sleepy.
.
Sleepy LaBeef, Elvis contemporary and lesser rockabilly god:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqPqdrsN6Yg
.
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Here's how indoctrinated to pop culture I am -- I've SEEN the
name Shia LaBeouf... and was pretty sure this person was an
actor or singer, but was also pretty sure that "she" was female.
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I rue the fact that I am woefully underindoctrinated.
.

[LynneSin]

2. You should play this game: Who would you marry, who be your one night stand and who would you...

Push off a cliff.

Me: Christiansen I'd marry, LeBeauf I'd have a one night stand with and Patterson I'd push off a cliff. I am so annoyed by those New Moon kids.

[Lilith Velkor]

8. I'd marry Pattinson before you push him off a cliff, then collect the money

While you were at it, I'd have a one afternoon stand with Christiansen, then go hire someone to push LeBoef off a cliff.

[TZ]

3. How about none of the above.

All are really annoying...:hide:

[Debi]

5. but only one sparkles!!

Please excuse me ... I must go now.

[Debi]

4. I'd like to knock something

With Robert Pattinson!!

[Lilith Velkor]

6. EmoVader gets my vote for "least annoying."

[TwistedSister]

7. Shia is cute

The other two.....eh...not so much.

[texanwitch]

9. The two other guys are toi pretty.

Shia is cute.

[rcrush]

12. He likes to crash into things with his car.

[redqueen]

10. Pattinson. Cause of his face.

The other two are just... eh.

[flvegan]

11. Pattinson. Category: Desire Most to Launch with a Trebuchet.

[Debi]

30. can he fly? I thought he could fly. n/t

[Shell Beau]

13. I voted strictly on hottness, so obviously Hayden got my vote.

:hide: <--- from Debi

[Debi]

18. WTF EVER - who's hot? Pattz is HAWT!

[Shell Beau]

22. Matthew McConaughey wasn't an option!!

THAT is who is HOT!

[Debi]

26. He's old enough to be RPattz father

x( Daddy-hot??

[Rhythm]

14. I voted for Patz...

For 'most likely to have typecast himself out of a real film career'...

Sorry, Sparkly... you're done.

[Starry Messenger]

15. Before I vote I need to know what is the size of the Maglite we're allowed

:D

[Debi]

19. That's TWO Maglites

Hater. :grr:

[Starry Messenger]

21. One should always carry a spare!

Or is it...bifurcated in some manner...

[Debi]

27. Weren't you the one who said

it was forked? :wow:

[Starry Messenger]

28. Who would fork a maglite?

:D

[Tommy_Carcetti]

29. Whoever uses this might:

[Debi]

31. I think you spelled that wrong

:blush:

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

16. worst actor to ever portray

Salvador Dali

[Debi]

20. But he was so CUTE

in that movie :loveya:

[Bucky]

17. they all look like the same person to me

[Jade Fox]

23. Hayden Christansen has a weirdly tiny......

head. I hate men with small heads.

Oh, stop thinking that!!

[coyotespaw]

24. Why is there no polling option for

all three die in a 3 flaming car wreck? That's my vote.

[lunatica]

25. Jumper was a cool movie - Christansen

I love the whole concept of Jumper. It was hugely fun!

[Symarip]

32. How can there only be one winner

When they're all losers?

[TZ]

34. Symarip for the win!!

:applause: :hide:-----> From Debi...

[Debi]

36. What does that say? Is he upset that I won't return his 73 voice mail messages?

Dude...I'm MARRIED (and you're too old for me anyway).

[catbyte]

33. Pattinson looks deformed/Liked Christiansen in Shattered Glass

[ceile]

35. LaBeouf because he is the least "meh" for me

Christansen can at least act though...really liked him in Shattered Glass.

[eyepaddle]

37. I saw it and I knew

I just wanted to make the vote totals 8, 9, 10! :)

[OhioChick]

38. Shia LaBeouf is a hottie

;)