A heartfelt invitation from me to most of you...

[LeftyFingerPop]

to shut up.

Seriously, shut the hell up.

Piehole? Shut it.

Cakehole? Shut it.

Sincerely and seriously... be quiet.

[Deep13]

1. That makes for a pretty dull discussion board. nt

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. The lounge is not a discussion board.

[Deep13]

7. I think we should discuss that. nt

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. That's a good idea. n/t

[yankeepants]

3. I'm new here

Does this happen often?

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Does what happen often here?

Everything fucking happens often here.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[yankeepants]

9. Thanks. I'll STFU now

[Deep13]

5. Yes, L.F.P. often says silly things.

:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. You're new here?

Go into General Discussion and do a post that says..."Fuck Off n/t".

They love that kind of stuff over there. It's an old DU joke. Watch what happens.

[yankeepants]

13. Now you're just lookin' to get me spanked

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. No really, the n/t has special meaning in this case....

it has to do with a famous post by a well loved DUer "Flexadoodle".

Go ahead and do it, you will crack them up.

[kimi]

32. Now I'M tempted to do that.

n/t

[Dr. Strange]

6. What about my pudding hole?

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I don't like the image that conjures up.

I don't feel good now.

[Dr. Strange]

16. I'll shut it then.

Should I avoid mentioning what's going on with my jelly hole too? Yeah, that's probably for the best.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. I don't feel good at all.

[Ptah]

11. That reminds me

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. I love that guy.

He is certainly more creative than this guy :9

[Ptah]

18. mmmmmmmmmmm

[RainDog]

14. whattera gonna do about it if I don't, punk? n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Don't what?

[RainDog]

19. whatever it is I'm supposed to do? n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. OK then, as long as we agree.

[RainDog]

25. dammit. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. Agreed. n/t

[RainDog]

27. dammit. (ad infinitum) n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

28. I grew up with a guy named Andy Infinitum.

His nickname was "Ad".

He used to get really pissed off when people called him that.

So we started to call him "Cujo" instead.

He hated that name too.

[RainDog]

29. I would reply to this but you told me to shut my pie hole. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. Typing is OK, in your case...

I will allow that.

[RainDog]

31. but how can I type if I can't mouth the words?!?!? n/t

[texanwitch]

22. I am from Texas and we don't have pieholes or cakeholes.

I won't be quiet and you can't make me.

Something going on today?

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. YOU don't have to be quiet.

That is why I said "most" of you in the OP.

You are not one of the ones I am telling to shut their pie holes.

I repeat, you are not one of the ones.