I'm visualizing a CAPTION in your future

[LynneSin]

Bush pauses for a moment as he tries to remember who the Vice President of the United States is!

[rock]

1. I now do the Vulcan mind meld with myself!

Damn, this is hard.

[skip fox]

2. "No, no . . . wait! I've got it right here . . . on the tip

of my tongue . . . Europe! Yeah, that's it! . . . Tibet's in Europe."

[GOPisEvil]

3. "Lies, damn lies and statistics"

What is the Republican justification for everything?

Edit - HEYO!!

[sonias]

4. Mommy Kerry and Clarke both called me a liar

My head hurts, too much. Can't keep all the "facts" straight anymore. Must stay on message, must stay on message.

Sonia

[Catfight]

5. I picked a bad day to quit sniffin' glue

I picked a bad day to stop drinking
I picked a bad day to quit amphetamines
I picked a bad day to stop sniffin' paint
I picked a bad day to quit smoking'

(from Airplane)

[MsFlorida]

6. Voices in my head, come back, come back I say!

[Laf.La.Dem.]

7. Right Brain

Am I right brain or left brain - no more hard questions please:silly:

[BringEmOn]

8. "...uhhh...Karl....what is peeance freeance?"

[commander bunnypants]

9. Maybe the wizard will give me a brain!!

DDQM

[regularguy]

10. "The Amazing Foreskin"

.

[Ganja Ninja]

11. When I was young is was kicked in the head by a mule right here.

I hope that explains everything.

[underpants]

12. WMD, jobless recovery, aaannnnd strong on national security

(opens envelope) What are three stories no one is buying anymore?

[skip fox]

14. sweet one

:toast:

[underpants]

13. I'm thinking of a number.....between 300 and 540 BILLION

:bounce:

[underpants]

15. Mr.PResident can you answer in three body movements or less

Bush has the answers written on his hand.

[cosmicdot]

16. W: off the top of my head, I can't think of anything