CONFESS!!!!!!!! What is your hidden talent!!!

[Dr. Strange]

Matthew 25:14-30 (King James Version)

¹⁴For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

¹⁵And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.

¹⁶Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with the same, and made them other five talents.

¹⁷And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two.

¹⁸But he that had received one went and digged in the earth, and hid his lord's money.

¹⁹After a long time the lord of those servants cometh, and reckoneth with them.

²⁰And so he that had received five talents came and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have gained beside them five talents more.

²¹His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.

²²He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents beside them.

²³His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.

²⁴Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, I knew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and gathering where thou hast not strawed:

²⁵And I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is thine.

²⁶His lord answered and said unto him, You dumbass! Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed:

²⁷Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.

²⁸Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents.

²⁹For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.

³⁰And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

My hidden talent is using the King James Version of the Bible to make a copycat.

P.S. The Outer Darkness in verse 30 is the 9/11Forum.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?

TIA.

[Dr. Strange]

2. Only if you agree to keep changing the oil.

[TZ]

3. *snort*

You are living proof that growing up knowing the bible isn't exactly going to make one a perfect angel....:rofl:

[Starry Messenger]

4. Dumbass is a term with a long and storied past

I didn't know it was also in the Bible. I'm surprised it isn't used more in church.

[Dr. Strange]

5. Indeed.

[Starry Messenger]

6. A Chick tract from the Church of the Lounge

I've been born again!

[TZ]

8. You need to do a little more research here...

Where's the part about the prophet laying down the banhammer on those not funny people? :P

[mcctatas]

7. I can dance with a full glass of beer on my head...

my other hidden talents will remain hidden ;)

[LeftyMom]

9. Ask flmegan.

[Debi]

10. This post is worthless w/out pics!!!

;)

[Debi]

11. I told you in another post

"my power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn about your pididly
ass problems. And thats 24/7 buddy."