It's the DOUCHEPOCALYPSE! Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt give themselves "true native-American names"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Speidi -- We've Given Ourselves Indian Names ...



Posted Mar 31st 2010 7:00AM by TMZ Staff

Heidi Montag has altered her identity yet again -- sans plastic surgery this time -- after she and Spencer Pratt decided to give themselves "true native-American names" in an effort to become more spiritual.

So ... goodbye Heidi and Spencer ... hello White Wolf and Running Bear, respectively.

A rep for the couple tell us Spencer decided to give up his previous moniker, King Spencer, because it was "too much of a burden to have to carry the weight of royalty. "

Instead, Running Bear claims, he and Heidi "are getting more in-tune with our spirituality ... and will be known as the name our creator has given us – our true native-AMERICAN names."

http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/31/heidi-montag-spencer-pratt-white-wolf-running-bear-indian-names-king-spiritual-native-american/

[MrScorpio]

1. Sometimes, I wonder if the collapse of the Roman Empire was preceded by bullshit like this

America really is doomed, isn't it?

[rcrush]

2. I'm going to call myself "Morning Thunder"

I feel it reflects nature and stuff. Especially when I wake up in the morning.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. If you regularly eat whole trays of deviled eggs, I can understand why

Good luck with the new name.

:rofl:

:toast:

[rcrush]

4. Or how about "Thunderclap!"

Has a nice sound to it?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. I think Morning Thunder works better

It implies an ongoing series of disruptive explosions, rather than one brief "THWACK!"

:rofl:

[Taverner]

6. Why do we give a shit?

I mean, sure I would pay money to see Heidi's breasts.

I would stuff a $20 in her thong at a strip club

But do I give a shit what they think is cool? Fuck no!

And just to be fair, I'd watch the two of them have sex. I'd pay $25 for that!

[mike_c]

7. explain to me again why these twits command an audience...

...because apparently someone gives enough of a shit that the media thinks they're worth paying attention to. :wtf:

[LostInAnomie]

8. Do these people have actual fans?

Are there actually people out there that have genuine positive feelings towards these two?

[SoxFan]

9. Blows Like The Wind and Sucking Leech

[tanyev]

10. She really should have gone with Little White Dove.

[RoyGBiv]

12. +1

Their love is as big as the sky, I hear.

[Mojambo]

11. How is it nobody has posted this picture yet?

[nolabear]

13. So "Face Like a Foot" and "Bigtime Poser" were taken?

Oy.

[bookworm65t]

14. By the way, thanks for the new word!

a mouthful, but less so than the phonies here!