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bif
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Fri Apr-02-10 02:05 PM Original message |
Guy yapping on the cell phone at the library. What would you do? |
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Cant trust em
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Fri Apr-02-10 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
1. Probably just tell the librarian about it. |
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SeattleGirl
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Fri Apr-02-10 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
2. Send Marian the Librarian over. |
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TheMightyFavog
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Fri Apr-02-10 02:32 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Marian is of no use... |
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Bucky
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Fri Apr-02-10 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'd shush him. That's what you're supposed to do in a library. Create peer pressure. |
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rcrush
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Fri Apr-02-10 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
4. Punch him in his mother fucking throat. |
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Richardo
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Fri Apr-02-10 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
5. Go to the end of the stacks and domino the book cases until one crushes him. |
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struggle4progress
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Fri Apr-02-10 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
7. Y'know that 75 pound dictionary on the stand in the corner? Waddaya think it's there for? |
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Skittles
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Fri Apr-02-10 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
8. I'd kick his ass |
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Bertha Venation
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:12 AM Response to Reply #8 |
19. YES INDEED |
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Amerigo Vespucci
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Fri Apr-02-10 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
9. I'd taze his ass, take his phone, check his wallet, knee him in the groin, and say "have a nice day" |
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MassLiberal
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Fri Apr-02-10 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
10. you mean like this guy? |
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hvn_nbr_2
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Fri Apr-02-10 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
11. Quietly squeeze a tube of Superglue onto the junction of ear and cell phone. |
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BlueJazz
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Fri Apr-02-10 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
12. Go get a Fire Extinguishers off of the wall, walk up to him and spray the whole fucking.. |
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meeshrox
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Fri Apr-02-10 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
13. I would have sat down in front of him and started a staring contest! |
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leeroysphitz
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Fri Apr-02-10 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. Eat some Mentos. |
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MiddleFingerMom
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Sat Apr-03-10 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
15. Was in the Univ of Ariz library once... |
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wickerwoman
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Sat Apr-03-10 03:54 AM Response to Original message |
16. Throw the book at him. |
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HopeHoops
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Sat Apr-03-10 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
17. Two options: 1) Super Soaker; 2) Loud flatulence right beside him. |
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datasuspect
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Sat Apr-03-10 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
18. pistol whip him with his fucking phone until his eyeball popped out. |
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Heidi
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:17 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Why exert so much energy when a sharp slap across the jaw with a stylish kidskin driving glove |
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lunatica
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
21. I was in a bookstore when something like this happened |
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unsavedtrash
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
22. SHHH cards... |
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JanMichael
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Sat Apr-03-10 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
23. Get these two Librarians on his case... |
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texanwitch
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Sat Apr-03-10 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
24. This is what I hate about cell phones. |
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Paladin
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Sat Apr-03-10 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
25. Sit Down Across From Him With A Book Or Magazine....... |
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