The Recoiling Lamb of all CAPTIONS

[BurtWorm]

"Ewww! Mommy! Mommy! Get it away from me!"

[Lars39]

1. "Zoo officials admit that the new invisible barriers have caused quite a

bit of panic."

[skip fox]

2. W. is "thinking": "Gee, I LOVE kids. They don't make fun of you and

they don't call you Numbnuts and they don't smack you around when you make just a little slip of the tongue like Tibet is in Peru or something . . . Geez, I was thinking of the city Tibet! . . . But kids are swell. They don't give you demerits or piss in your soup in front of everybody and then make you eat it . . . down to the last drop! . . . And kids are fun to talk to cause they like to make up words too and talk with their mouth full of food . . . Geez, sometimes I really miss it when I was a kid . . ."

[Ganja Ninja]

3. "Hey kid! I gave a tax break to my rich buddy's and ....

I don't care what you think. You got no money, your no friend of mine."

[TX-RAT]

4. It's OK honey

As long as he doesn't stamp his front feet and lift his tail.

[rustydog]

5. Bush: "I don't care what you think kid."

"I did not say imminent goddamnit"

[TX-RAT]

7. Thats a keeper

[BringEmOn]

6. Bush: "I know you are...but, what am I?"

[Career Prole]

8. You get that smirk one inch closer and I'll show you something

you've never seen before...the other side of it.

[Semi_subversive]

9. Yuck! His breath is stank!

[skip fox]

10. The kid is saying: "'Duck Wad'? . . . What do I think??? . . . Gee, I

think it's downright stupid. I'm not saying it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, . . . but it's a contender. . . . 'Duck Wad' . . . and you actually WANTA be called that???? . . . I don't freakin' believe it!"

[cosmicdot]

11. W: well, little girl, you're going to be left behind ... only rich folks

get to go inside to see me

[Endangered Specie]

12. Bush suddenly has a craving for baby meat.... We knew it all along