Today someone told me I'm fat.

[Lil Missy]

I said "I can lose weight, you'll still be an asshole."



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[auntAgonist]

1. eggsactickly!

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. And THAT was the perfect come-back!

Good on ya!

:rofl:

[blue_roses_lib]

3. Good for you

I like "I may be fat but you're a dickwad, and I can go to the gym."


assholes.

:rofl:

[bluesbassman]

4. Way to go Lil Missy.

You have much more restraint than I do. :grr:

Great response!

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Maybe the person meant

phat.
:P

[Lil Missy]

6. Yes!!

[jmm]

7. Good comeback.

That reminds me of a few years ago when somebody told me I ruined myself because he didn't like my piercings. I went to laugh about it with my mom because he had been trying to date me for awhile so I was happy at the thought that he might have lost interest. When I told her she ran in the other room and started to tell him that even if I did ruin myself, which I did not, I could remove my piercings in two seconds and he'd still be ugly inside and out.

[Archae]

8. I am fat.

6 feet tall and 200 pounds.

I get like this every spring from not having riode my bicycle as much over the winter.

[Silver Swan]

9. And there is nothing wrong with being fat.

Body shape is not a moral issue.

[Drunken Irishman]

10. Want me to kick their ass, Lil?

[Lil Missy]

12. Yes, then I can sit on them.

:spray:

[zonkers]

11. maybe they meant PHAT?

[Swede]

13. Anyone that would do that is pretty insensitive.

the nerve of some jerks.

[tango-tee]

25. There are lots of clods out there, unfortunately.

Never thinking once how their off-the-wall comments make the recipient feel. Or not caring.

[old mark]

14. I'm glad you put down the Pringles long enough to respond - Hope

You didn't talk with your mouth full.

Happy easter, LM!!!

:hug:

mark

[Lil Missy]

16. It was doughnuts, you dumbass!

:-)

:hug:

[old mark]

20. Well, that I can understand.....

:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:



Hope you got a little chocolate for easter, too...


:hug:

mark

[keroro gunsou]

23. just remember:

inside all of us fat people is a skinny person just waiting to get out....

fortunately, we can shut the little asshole up with some chocolate. :evilgrin:

[mzteris]

15. Today, someone would die . . .

im jes sayin' :shrug:

[MilesColtrane]

17. No, they meant "phat".

They were obviously coming off watching a "Fresh Prince of Bel Aire" marathon.

(I have a feeling you are also "def", "dope", and "fly".)

[treestar]

18. Years ago, I remember a guy at the gym "complimenting" me that

working out had improved me, because previously I had been "broad of beam."

And I had never thought so - at the point I was young and the idea I was too big had never entered my head!

Needless to say, his attempts at dating me did not come out to fruition.

[Touchdown]

19. I got told that too!

I told that asshole in the mirror to piss off!

[KamaAina]

21. You bring teh awesome!!

:loveya: and all the other plus-sized females out there!

[tango-tee]

22. Perfect answer! Good for you!

Bet that person had a not-very-bright look on his or her face...

I wonder why people feel compelled to comment on another's weight gain, another couple of wrinkles, etc?

What gets to me is the insistence of some folks that I must be coloring my hair. It is really dark, and at almost 58 years old, there's hardly any gray. A few solitary silvery hairs here and there, which I love. My grandmother had black hair until her dying day, as does my mom at age 80. And there are people who will actually come up and start "digging" through my hair to see if there are any tell-tale roots.

One of these days, and it will be some day soon I'm afraid, I think I'll clean somebody's clock.

[rcrush]

24. I say the ladies love my belly.

The giggle really gets them going.

[Lil Missy]

26. I say something similar. I say the ladies love it when my titties jiggle.

:7

[applegrove]

27. I tried the atkins diet and lost 20 pounds in 2 months. I've been off it for about a week and am

about to start it again. I didn't find I was very hungry when I started the atkins diet ... which is good. I guess eating meat means you feel full even as you loose weight.