My male hamster is trying to hump my male praying mantis who is

[LeftyFingerPop]

trying to hump my male cat who is trying to hump my male dog who is trying to hump my male ferret who is trying to hump my other male cat who is trying to hump Boo Boo the chimp, who is also male.

[Ptah]

1. Pencil stabbing inquiry

http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2009/jan/28/have-you-ever-been-stabbed-pencil/



I stabbed myself with a pencil. Does that count? I was a production graphic designer,
and there are sharp ledges we needed to make markups. We used X-Acto knives, which
sometimes we’d stab ourselves with, too. But one time, I actually stabbed myself
with a pencil. It left a dot on my hand for the longest time, and that was
over 30 years ago.

Karen Akamine

Teacher

Costa Mesa

[bluesbassman]

2. I see that no narwhals were involved...

unfortunate to say the least.

[rug]

3. You have described all recorded history in one sentence.

[Iggo]

4. ...who lived in the house that Jack built.

[pepperbear]

5. and all the fault of gay marriage. this is exactly where they said it would lead. n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I think it's safe to say...

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...that your mantis' prayers have finally been answered.
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