Had a little situation at the grocery store today.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I was at the cooler, getting a gallon of milk.

As soon as the door to the cooler closed, I heard someone say "Jesus Christ, you're fat".

I said "I may be fat, but I'm going to kick your ass right here in the grocery store".

We stared at each other for about 10 seconds, and then I got busy.

The guy was wearing sandals, so I smashed the gallon of milk into the top of his foot.

While he was writhing on the floor in pain, I stabbed him in the face with the pencil that I was using for my grocery list. Then, I pistol whipped him with his cell phone until his eyeball popped out.

Then I picked him off the floor, gave him a gentle hug, and said "Happy Easter, Motherfucker".

Question for you...Was I rude?

[HopeHoops]

1. No, that sounds appropriate.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Thank you...

I was starting to question myself.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. I don't EVEN wanna hear...

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...about what you may or may not have done to a bunny today.
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And WHATEVER you did on Groundhog Day... please make a special
effort to take that with you to your grave.
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Thankyousoverymuch.
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[JonLP24]

4. !

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. you did Miss Manners proud !! and oh, by the way

Happy Easter, Motherfucker to you too!

[Bertha Venation]

6. Dammit, Lefty

Get outta my fantasies, will ya?!

:rofl:

[BuelahWitch]

7. I'm going to have to start carrying pencils for thos kind of emergencies!

:rofl:

[Moondog]

8. Certainly not.

You were the soul of restraint.

[rug]

9. If you tell me it was 2% milk, this story will lose its impact.