The *official* Dick Cheney Photo Caption Contest

[Earth_First]

To make this as non-partisan as possible, I will make a $10 donation to the campaign or organization of your choice...

Good Luck!

[DS1]

1. Remember kids - no sexism

I know what you're all thinking

[CatWoman]

Bah!!!

:hi:

[CatWoman]

2. Don't let the name "big dick" intimidate you

actually, it's only "this" big........

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. "That is correct, his brain is actually this big." eom

[Intelsucks]

11. I wonder if that guy knows that he is famous?

:dunce:

[wysimdnwyg]

4. OK, look, when your...

johnson is only this big, you gotta make war on somebody!

[boobooday]

5. My pacemaker?

Size extra small, to fit my teeny, tiny, Grinchy heart.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[gWbush is Mabus]

6. "I have about this much credibility left"

[ronnykmarshall]

7. When we catch Bin Ladin ...

I crush his head!

Cudos to "The Kids In The Hall".

[skip fox]

8. "Well, Tim, whenever I want the President to do something, I just

squeeze his two b*lls together like this til he turns a blue-ish green. It's really quite entertaining, if I do say so myself."

[felonious thunk]

9. I'm crushing your head!

You're boring me! I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head! Hey! I just renamed your firm Merrill Lynch and the Flathead! I crush you. Hail to you, wretched bike courier! On streets of shame, choking on car exhaust, just trying to carve out that slice of the American dream with your two-wheeled knife! I pity you. And I crush you! Sorry, nothing personal, I'm apolitical!!

I'm crushing your head!! I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!! That's what I'm doing! Flathead! Like putty, in my hands!

[LynzM]

16. Gah!

I was gonna post that! *pout* Oh well, it still cracks me up!

[private_ryan]

10. sexist or not here it is:

"please don't blame Lynne for being so bitter. It's not her fault"

[Earth_First]

13. Now...now...

take your bickering out of my thread...

[underpants]

12. Now if we had found a vial of say anthrax I would be holding it like this

but we didn't so I am not but clearly I could.

[underpants]

14. Go ahead Dick put it up to your forehead.....LOSER!!!!!!!

:bounce:

[underpants]

15. My source for WMD is right here say hello to Mister Jiminez

My name Jose Jiminez......

[Catfight]

20. this is funny I must admit

can you add a couple of eye balls?

[underpants]

22. -

I don't have photoshop plus it is in the PERFORMANCE that makes you believe in Mister Jiminez.....he has to sell you on it.

[salinen]

17. "This is how much I care

about what anyone thinks"

[Career Prole]

18. Condi...I'm sorry, but ya see this?

This is 10,000 tons of highly compressed give-a-shit. I got drenched with Rush-musk for you once already and that's once too often.

[Catfight]

19. Take that FCC-I'm giving you the biggie sign!

[Laf.La.Dem.]

21. C

This is how you make a "C" - as in Con Job:mad: