Who do you feel is the MOST ANNOYING person on TV ever?

[rhino47]

Hmm kinda of a toss up for me.
First that comes to mind is Morton Downey Jr.
He was horrible.
Rush limpballs took over his radio show when mort went to tv.

[historian]

1. ALL of the so called Anchors

who give us the mush they call news while trying to look very sincere. The onlys i give Kudos to is Bill Moyers and Bill Maher

[swag]

2. Ronald Reagan n/t

[Catfight]

3. ED-

He was so freakin' annoying with his stupid head and stupid smile, I was happy it got cancelled.

[Tempest]

17. He was good on Scrubs

He played JD's brother and was perfectly obnoxious.

[Catfight]

24. Saw it, he still annoyed me

[fudge stripe cookays]

23. Sorry. I thought Ed was adorable.

He has pretty eyes.

[rucky]

40. The "make money" guy with the question marks on his outfit

[kmla]

4. Excluding the entire Faux network...

...Billy Mays - the Oxyclean and infomercial guy.

Annoys the hell outa me...

[scarlet_owl]

35. I have to agree with you on that.

His voice is so grating!

[mr_hat]

5. The Menards guy.

[Rick Myers]

7. I LOVE the Menard's Guy!!!

I think his name's RAY!!! He's the Poster Boy for Anti-Depressants!!!

[trotsky]

11. Hell yeah, the Menards Guy rules!

Save BIG MONEY at Menards!!!

He even tried to retire a few years ago, but they failed miserably in replacing him so he came back. An enduring and endearing regional advertising icon.

[rhino47]

13. Never heard of the menards guy. Details please.Thank

[mr_hat]

28. Link >

http://www.jsonline.com/news/metro/jul02/57238.asp

~shudder!~

[Webster Green]

6. Novak is high on my list

:puke:

[felonious thunk]

8. The non-foreign guy on Perfect Strangers

:mad:

[boobooday]

9. Ann Coulter

Followed by Ollie North.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[Earth_First]

25. "ditto"

head

[sangh0]

10. Charlie Rose

I like his politics, and he does have a very thought provoking show, but I just can't take his herky-jerky mannerisms.

[absyntheNsugar]

12. John Stossel

Sure, Anne Coulter might be evil, but she's not annoying. Sometimes I like building up some rage to carry my day :evilgrin:

But John Stossel jumping into the New York harbor to prove that we don't have to worry about the environment anymore made me wanna :puke:

[rhino47]

14. A big HELL YEAH on stossel

[jmm]

15. Anybody in a collect call commercial

especially carrot top.

[Jack_Dawson]

16. Gilbert Godfried - That's fact, not opinion

[Cush]

20. No way

I found him extremely annoying when I was younger, but now I think he's great.

[camero]

21. He's got my vote

Whiniest character ever.

[Kat45]

46. Oh yeah, I can't stand that guy!

[AntiCoup2K4]

90. Beat me to it, Jack.

I'd rather watch FAUX News for 6 hours straight than endure 5 minutes of Gilbert Godfried. Not that I go out of my way to do either one. I even reach for the remote when the AFLAC commercials come on.

[nini]

18. Sean Hannity

I CANNOT watch him even for a few seconds.

hypocritical, arrogant piece of repuke feces.

[Cush]

19. Jim Carey

simply not funny

[fudge stripe cookays]

22. THE YELLING ASSHOLE WHO SELLS OXY CLEAN!

I freaking hate those commercials. I have to turn them off every time I see one.

[DS1]

31. That's Billy Mays! see below

Also sells a useless grabbing device. I'd make him snort lines of OxyClean and then see if I could grab his tonsils by way of his ass

[rhino47]

26. L:ets not forget Pat Robertson and the rest of the zealots

[alarcojon]

27. Tony Little

narrowly edging out Carrot Top

[terrya]

53. This is embarassing, but I think Tony Little is sort of hot.

That's it...I need to get more.

:-)

Terry

[DS1]

29. Billy Mays - makes me want to beat him with whatever he's selling

Beat hard.

[catzies]

30. 3 way tie

Colin Quinn

Jerry Seinfeld

David Schwimmer

(Can you guess I hate "Seinfeld" and "Friends?")

[swag]

32. Oh yes, you're right - David Schwimmer is quite awful

How could I have forgotten him?

[rhino47]

82. Oh Schwimmer is major annoying n/t

[stevedeshazer]

33. I'll take "Dr" Laura

"Dr" Phil is right behind and closing fast. Oprah is right in there, too.

I regularly pray to the altar of TV so that I may know the right way to live.

I liked Morton Downey Jr. compared to them.

Gotta go to McDonalds now.

[smirkymonkey]

34. Hannity, by far....

Runners-up:

Scarborough, O'Lielly, and the little redheaded girl on the 1-800-APPROVED commercial (sorry, that could be just local, but I guess it's effective because I remember the number).

I am sure there are lots of others that have escaped me at the moment.

[SmileyBoy]

36. James Lipton from Inside The Actors Studio.

*shudder*

But Will Ferrell did a hilarious parody of him on SNL several years ago.

[adamblast]

39. I gotta go with the guy...

...who was arrested today for bitch-slapping a Harley salesman at the airport...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

37. David Assman (I think he changed it to Asman)

I would love to pistol whip the smirk off that smiling obnoxious condescending little piece of S*@t.

[SmileyBoy]

38. David Assman???!!!

LOL!!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

44. Here

http://pssht.com/fauxnews/bioassman.html

[achtung_circus]

63. re: your sig

which 12 provinces are those?

[AlCzervik]

45. The ass man cometh!

Yes he is a total tool. there is some "news" reader at Faux, she has blonde hair and a giant forehead, maybe someone can help out with her name, anywho she looks like she drinks botox.

[bif]

41. George Bush

I just can't stand watching his facial gestures.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

42. Them Quizno's Monkey-Things

Annoying in a good way.

[Whitacre D_WI]

43. Rachael Ray.

Sorry if you think she's hot, but I can't stand that woman.

She makes food that looks worse than Emeril's (and that's saying a LOT), she says "yummy" and "action" far too often (I guess that's not so bad for those of you who want to get some yummy action from her, but I just can't abide it)...


AND...


Her voice is like a French manicure on a chalkboard.

[Richardo]

50. Gasp!!

I go for the uber-perky!


That goes for Samantha Brown, too... :9

[NewHampshireDem]

55. How can you dis Rachael?

She threw out the first ball at a Sox game last year and I thought I was gonna cry because I was at home rather than at Fenway! Besides, what could be better than a hot woman who likes to cook and to eat? Those are a rare combination ;)

[GOPisEvil]

58. Fine! More of her for us!

:P

[Catshrink]

47. Don Knotts

I hated Barney... loved Andy and Opie.

[neverborn]

48. Robert Novak.

[RebelOne]

49. Sean Hannity is tops on my list.

[tigereye]

51. Fran Drescher

[Skittles]

52. Bill O'Reilly, no contest

he's just an ugly person, inside and out, who makes his living lying to the American public while insinutating we Dems are the reason for all the world's ills. He is pathetic and disgusting beyond belief.

[NoPasaran]

54. Bishop Fulton Sheen

followed by Joe Pine.

[kskiska]

69. Ooooh, Joe Pyne

Remember Alan Burke from the same era? These guys used to have the sort of guests who'd been abducted by aliens. They pre-dated Morton Downey Jr. and often ridiculed their guests, but not to the extent Downey did.

[NewHampshireDem]

56. The Whole Faux News Moring Show Crew

Only saw them once, but I wanted to kill, kill, kill. It was disgusting--not only are they so obviously biased, they are also so obviously unintelligent, especially that blonde twit and the main (?) guy ... argh!

Also, any "liberal" on TV who is really just a dupe for the Repugs ... like Holmes and pretty much anyone else who appears on Faux to present/represent the "liberal" side.

[terrya]

57. Is Shepard Smith still with Faux News? Now, he's annoying.

And a smug little bastard.

Terry

[AntiCoup2K4]

93. Yeah, I remember when the invasion started a year ago.

Shep would be cheering the "Shock and Awe" bombings like he was watching the goddamned Super Bowl! What an ignorant asswipe :grr:

[AlCzervik]

60. Faux and fiends

the one and only time i ever watched that show i swear to God i thought it was a sketch from Mad TV. It is a parody of a parody of a satiric look at morning shows. I hope Christopher Guest makes a mockumentory ala Best in Show of this idiot fest.

[NewHampshireDem]

61. Brilliant!

I can totally see Parker Posie and Michael Hitchcock as the blathering Faux idiots ... Euguen Levy as the liberal Jew (ala Al Franken) who does a "Tootsie" to get back into TV news, with Catherine O'Hara as the evil psycho-Christian Fundamentalist producer.

What would Michael McKeon and Guest himself play?

[AlCzervik]

62. Best in show mockumentory

Parker Posie's husband in best as the attack dog guy they have on...the ying to the bubble head blonde girl. Also Fred Willard as the snarky weather guy.

In a side note, one of my favorite lines from Best in show was...."We both love soup"

[NewHampshireDem]

64. LOL ...

"Talking .... and not talking."

Of course, anyone who has not seen the movie now thinks were are certifiably insane!

[AntiCoup2K4]

92. You mean like Lieberman, Breaux, Zell, Richardson, etc.

The DLC cheerleaders who seem to be on FAUX more than Anndrew Coaltar these days.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

59. Matthew Lesko

The guy in the ? mark suit that pretends to know a shitload of info about how you can "GET YOUR HANDS ON FREE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Ganja Ninja]

76. You beat me to it.

I can't stand that guy either on TV or radio.

[arwalden]

65. Bryant Gumbel

[mouse7]

66. The fat banker from Ditech commercials

I swear the TV is going to exit my place through the bay window one of these days when he whines "Lost another loan to Di-Tech."

[libertad]

67. It is a toss up between Ronald Reagan and Paula Zahn.

[The Zanti Regent]

68. That big fat blimp Candy Crowley

Seeeing the look on her face when she grovels for Nazis makes me puke!

[Richardo]

70. MAAAAAAAAARVIN ZINDLER, EYE-WIT-NESS NEWS!!

You have to be in Houston.

"Slime in the Ice Machine!!!"

[peekaloo]

72. Is he still living?

Mr. Z was once called in to settle a customer service dispute involving a former employer of mine. He is such an arse. Lights, camera, hair, makeup....ACTION.

Good boating, good tennis, good golf, GOOD GAWD.

[Richardo]

74. Avert your eyes....

It's ALIVE!!

:scared:

Yes, still alive and reporting on slime in ice machines all over town. Dude is a living breathing joke.

For those of you NOT from Texas, Zindler's claim to fame is that he's the guy whose investigative 'expose' shut down the Chicken Ranch, aka "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas".

[GOPisEvil]

77. LOL!!! I tell people about Marvin all the time.

Those that haven't seen him can't believe someone like him is on the air.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARvin Zindler...EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEEEwitness news!

[WoodrowFan]

71. Life Styles of the Rich and Famous guy.

Annoying voice and manner, and I hated his "let's worship money" show.

[underpants]

73. FRAN DRESCHER (sp?)

Blech!!!!!!!!!

[TOhioLiberal]

75. I think its

Regis Philbin and Whats-her-name...

[Zomby Woof]

78. Ellen Degeneres

So painfully mediocre and unfunny. Dull.

Oh, let's add the Olsen Twins, Drew Carey, and Patricia Heaton too.

[ScreamingMeemie]

79. Yaaay, another person who can't stand Drew Carey!

I'm with you!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

80. he is as funny as a knife in my kneecap

:hi: MrsGrumpygramma!

[ScreamingMeemie]

85. Agreed!

With friends like you Zomby....:P

[fudge stripe cookays]

81. Dr. Greg Cynamoan

"And no offense to casual dieters," but I'm really sick of these lying bastards trying to tell people that it's not their fault that they're fat.

Stress-related hormone my ass. You're fat because you eat too much and sit on your ass all day.

[terrya]

83. I'm beginning to be annoyed at fitness expert John Basedow.

No particular reason. I just am.

:-)

Terry

[TrogL]

84. Dick Van Dyke

I've really got issues.

• that stupid, manic grin
  
• telegraphing pratfalls
  
• Alcoholics Anonymous (don't get me started)
  
• he's a tenor
  
• there is a thing called "downstage"
  

[Lydia Leftcoast]

86. The Rev. Robert Schuler of the Crystal Cathedral

My otherwise sensible mother and stepfather just love his Sunday morning shows. One reason I'm glad I'm back living in Minneapolis is that I no longer have to stay with them as a visitor and hear that sickly sweet preaching voice and that shlocky music booming all over the house.

[sarahbellum]

87. joe scarborough

or however you spell it.

[geniph]

88. If I could tell the shrill rightwing nutbars on TV apart,

I'd pick one and answer you, but they all are apparently grown in the same vat, because they're damn near indistinguishable to me. Maybe I'm seeing the remarkably similar internal ugliness rather than the superficial external differences between the likes of, say, Bill "OhReally" and Ann "FascistBarbie" Coulter.

[SarahB]

89. Mrs. Everybody Loves Raymond

I forgot her name, but her character's a bitchy wimp (not in a good way kind of bitch) and she's a freeper in real life.

[Canuckistanian]

95. You're Right!

I can't stand the bitch. She's fun-hating, preachy, hypocritical, unimaginative, mean and a ball-breaker.
And watching Raymond beg her for sex in every other episode is pathetic. And she doles it out only as a reward for good behaviour.
:grr:

[citizen snips]

91. Regis Philman.

n/t

[sablescort]

94. Benny Hinn and Ernest Angley ....

and any other fake faith healers on the TV. More annoying is those "kiddie shows" running on TBN.....

They make me go :puke: