Just got back from The Home Depot.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Had a little problem there.

Can't talk about it, according to my lawyer.

Let's just say that it involved me, an "associate", a "struggle" and a can of paint.

[jobycom]

1. Tossing cigarettes into paint cans now?

Or was the associate going to charge you $2700 for the paint?

I don't know whether to believe half the stuff you post, or which half, but on screen at least your life takes the most interesting turns from the most mundane actions I've ever seen. :rofl:

[edbermac]

2. You whacked some teabagger idiot over the head with a can of paint?

:applause:

[struggle4progress]

3. Just poppin quickly into the thread to say I haven't been anywhere near Home Depot recently

Hope that clears up any confusion caused by Lefty's unfortunate wording

Popping back out now

:D

[taterguy]

4. Your lawyer doesn't know shit

Tell us all about it

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

5. What the fuck?

You suing for punitive damages or is it the other way around? Sounds like a real predicament you got yourself in there.

[kimi]

6. Did you run into the guy from the gas station?

He works at Home Depot?

:shrug:

[SoxFan]

7. Well, at least you didn't use the caulking gun this time

I consider that progress.

[leeroysphitz]

8. How is this different from any other Saturday? n/t

[Old Troop]

9. Teal is a color, not an insult