Indiana Woman Named 'Village Idiot' For Hair Blaze

[Gidney N Cloyd]

Somewhere in Indiana a village has found its idiot.
Imagine if this caught on. At a hundred bucks a village, Dubya could have cleaned up.

Indiana Woman Dani Hamm Accepts 'Village Idiot' Award For Hair Blaze

STORY, Ind. — A woman whose hair caught fire when her hairspray-coated follicles ignited as she lit a cigarette is now a southern Indiana town's reigning "Village Idiot." Dani Hamm earned the honorary title this month by getting the most votes from regulars at the Story Inn, a restaurant and bar about 15 miles east of Bloomington where she's a bartender.

The title awarded every April comes with a $100 bar tab at the rural inn.

Hamm was driving to work in February when she lit up a cigarette and then heard a "whoosh" as her hair ignited.

She wasn't injured because she used her hands to douse her hair, which she had coated with a liberal layer of hairspray.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/12/indiana-woman-dani-hamm-a_n_534576.html