Jacoby Smith beat up quadruple amputee girlfriend in self-defense

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By Kevin Hoffman
Categories: Crime

Jacoby Smith boldly argues he beat up the quadruple amputee in self-defense

​Jacoby Laquan Smith says he will turn himself in to St. Paul police this week for what must be the most unmanly crime on record: domestically abusing his armless, legless girlfriend.

Smith allegedly punched Tiesha Bell in the face 10 times during the March 22 incident and faces a misdemeanor fifth degree assault charge and a gross misdemeanor for interfering with a 911 call.

Bell was in no position to defend herself, being that both hands and both legs were amputated due to a childhood illness. But Smith says don't let that fool you--Bell is like a handless, legless Ultimate Fighter.

"She'll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs," Smith told the Pioneer Press.


http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/04/jacoby_smith_be.php

[CBGLuthier]

1. "choke me with her nubs"

I want that on a T Shirt. I think it would be a great conversation starter.

[lunatica]

2. Good thing for him she's only got nubs

Else he'd be in big shit trouble.

:sarcasm: