2005 thread of National Enquirer Style Predictions. How many came true?

[BurtWorm]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2259423


OP:

Take a minute and tune into the spirit world to see what they're reporting about the upcoming year. Then next year at this time, we can see how accurate the spirits were.

Ok, I'm getting a reading....

Bob Denver will make an amazing comeback when he stars as a carnivorous alien in a new film by Quentin Tarentino.

Wow! Can't wait to see that one!

Your turn.


Verdict: Bzzzzt!


Kirstie Alley Will Marry Leonardo DiCaprio

Verdict: Bzzzzt!

Barbara Bush Sr. will unexpectedly have a stroke.

Verdict: Oooh! Close but no cigar.

Massachusetts will secede.

Verdict: Another close one...

Jenna and Babs will marry a polygamist.

Verdict: Remains to be seen.