It has been posited that there are 3 kinds of people on DU. Which kind are you?

[XemaSab]

Poll question: It has been posited that there are 3 kinds of people on DU. Which kind are you?

:shrug:

[AsahinaKimi]

1. I have no idea

What this means
:shrug:

nan desu ka?

[Taverner]

2. Me neither

I guess I'm a snook doodle

[Ikonoklast]

3. The "Holding Dull Bloody Axe" kind.

I know, it's not one of the poll choices, but do you really want to argue about that?

[madinmaryland]

4. I'm the strawman that everyone in GD and GDP talks about.

:D

[OmahaBlueDog]

8. According to most in GD, I'm the straw man Dorothy, the Lion, and the Tin Man talked about

I haven't got a brain

[madinmaryland]

19. Funny, but I thought you were tigger's friend, Roo!

[TK421]

5. Perhaps a fourth option to narrow it down to those of us whom those choices

don't apply to...what did you mean by ballbag?

[Soylent Brice]

16. why aren't you at your post?

[TK421]

20. Heh...you got a weird "no bandwidth theft" message there

I want to go to this site, now

[Soylent Brice]

28. weird. i can see the pic.

:shrug:

it's a classic pic.

[Walk away]

6. I picked Aspie because it sounds like sitting and eating at the same time.

I can do that!

[trof]

9. Ass pie?

Yeah, OK.

[Dr Morbius]

7. I'm not sure what these terms mean.

And as an aspiring philosopher, terms are extremely important to me.

Still, in many ways I can be best described as "borderline". I'm a liberal, but borderline conservative (you'll find out). I'm a borderline genius (because apparently God didn't want to make me a real genius). I'm borderline crazy, because I am all American, and America itself is pretty crazy right now.

So I voted borderline. But I'd like to know what these terms are supposed to mean. And someone should berate me - go ahead, I can take it - if I'm taking it too seriously.

[rcrush]

10. Which one is the Permanently Offended type of person?

[TK421]

12. JUST WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MEAN BY THAT, HUH?@#@$$@

CARE TO POST A LINK TO SUPPORT YOUR OUTRAGEOUS CLAIM???@?@@@@!!!!!!!!22223

[rcrush]

13. Yeah here's your link!

http://yummyrummygummybears.ytmnd.com/

[rcrush]

14. And here's another one!

http://veganporn.ytmnd.com/

[TK421]

17. OMFG...YOU SICK FUCKING BASTARD!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

[Danger Mouse]

11. I read the third option as 'ballgag' initially.

:hide:

[guitar man]

15. I'll have to go with ballbag

Since there's no, douchebag, asshat, buttnugget , assclown or douchenozzle options :D

[TK421]

18. you left out douchecanoe and twat-waffle

[Dr Morbius]

21. Of course. We all qualify as such. (no further text)

[guitar man]

27. Lol

And I forgot assbiscuit too!! :D

[one_voice]

22. I'm a newbie... :-)

But I am wondering what an aspie (is it pronounced ass-pee?) and ballbag (is a new name the baggers picked?) are.

[TK421]

23. I believe aspie is a derogatory term for a native of Aspen, Colorado

and ballbag.....well, I'm still trying to figure that one out

[Wapsie B]

24. I've known 3 kinds of people in the world.

Those who know they know.
Those who know they don't know.
Those who don't know they don't know.

[old mark]

25. You are probably gonna piss Skittles off with this one.....

I'd watch out.....!!


mark

[MilesColtrane]

26. Other:

Creepy Uncle

[Iggo]

29. The first two are actual diagnoses that as far as I know...

...have never been applied to me.

So that leaves ballbag, I guess.

I been called worse.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

30. Aspies rock

sometimes until people around them get annoyed.

If there really is such a thing as Asperger's, I might have a dose.

:hi:

[Inchworm]

31. After a day.. my interpretation of this position

Since asked what "kind" I am, I am going to assume this is a behavioral type condition.

Aspie = focused
Borderline = semi-focused
Ballbag = gets smacked around often (occasionally self-inflicted)

I pull the focus from my head and related it to Asperger's and went from there.

That said, I lack the focus of an Aspie and don't get smacked around as much as a Ballbag.

I reckon I'm a Borderline.

:silly:

[NoPasaran]

32. No Lee Mercer Jr option?

All three!

[KamaAina]

33. Aspie, hell! Full-on autie!

(where's my :stim: emoticon?)