Bribe me to study...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I have a test tomorrow and need motivation...BRIBE ME, PLEASE! LOL
Best bribe gets something special... LMAO
Duckie

[absyntheNsugar]

1. Free tix to the next Cat Juggling festival

!

[Blue-Jay]

2. How about a cookie?

I'll send you one if you study.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. This isn't working yet. LOL

[Robb]

4. Next time you post something embarrassing...

I'll delete it. Instead of locking it, unlocking it and kicking it from time to time, then locking it again. :evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. When have I ever posted something embarrassing?

Never dig this kind of a hole with a woman, Robb.
Duckie

[Systematic Chaos]

6. How about I offer you this:

I can guarantee you at least a 0.00001% better chance of making it big in the world someday if you ace the test?

Better yet: If you do poorly on the test I will starve myself, my wife and our three cats for three days and then track you down and move in? Fear can be quite a motivator, so I'm told....

:evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. It's a world history test...It's not going to impact my life...EVER

[Systematic Chaos]

9. Well then how about you order a shitload of pizza

so we can move in anyway? :D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. I live in a dorm room...It's like 12x10...

A prisoner lives better. Oh and it's hot as fuck in here... You really don't want to move in with me.
Duckie

[Systematic Chaos]

13. Yeah, I kinda figured.

Sorry it's so hot, btw. :(

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. Thanks for the sympathy.

I need it. lol It's gotten a little better though...it's been easier to sleep.
Duckie

[sweetheart]

8. If you don't score an A on that test

Bush will win in November, and you'll never find a job on graduation
ultimately winding up as a fry-cook at Wendy's... a smart fry cook.

Get to studying and don't let us down.. :-)

[Droopy]

10. How about an all expenses paid trip

to beautiful Miamisburg, Ohio! Home of nothing great in particular.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. Droopy's in the lead...ANyone else?

LOL
Duckie

[Endangered Specie]

15. Ill be studying tonight too for a test tomorrow... Misery love company

[Skittles]

16. I SHOULD COME OVER AND KICK YOUR ASS

DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK ??? :)