Yaks don't seem to like me

[orangecoloredapple]

Maybe I smell. I don't know. but it bothers me.

Why don't Yaks like me?

[ForrestGump]

1. Like a lot of animals

citrus irritates their olfactory and visual senses - they don't like oranges.

They're also averse to orange-colored thongs, by the way - little known fact - on the grounds that they believe that orange-colored thongs make their rear regions look significantly larger than they actually are.

They don't like Wayne Newton, either. Or Marilyn Manson.

[listenup]

2. I'll be danged - or fring wongly thingly

it was the orange thong. Dag nabbit - I should have known. All my best friend thong-lovers never wear an orange one. dang.

[SOteric]

3. Yes, most yaks like to make certain

their thong's hung blue.

[ForrestGump]

4. Yea, verily, am I

(speechless)

[SOteric]

5. Stop the Presses!!

I alert Tom Brokaw, - someone ring the bells in the churchtower!

[orangecoloredapple]

6. thank goodness for those who watch out for truth

watch out for the guy in the watchtower though, he seems to have a texas kind of attitude.

[ForrestGump]

7. I'm still reeling

This could be permanent...I could be reelin' on for years.

[orangecoloredapple]

8. right guard could take care of that

maybe not. I don't know. watch out!!!!!

it could happen.

[SOteric]

9. Sounds fishy...

[ForrestGump]

10. I think it's a moray, myself

But perhaps I'm just floundering around for the halibut. Salmon ought probably betta stop me before I make myself eel.

[orangecoloredapple]

11. If I ever saw a blowfish, it's..........

ummmm.........I forgot.

[SOteric]

14. Forrest!!!

Abalone! I've haddock with you! Always with the groaners. We've got to get you in a 12-step grouper something. That last one really smelt. I'm glad I'm not within herring distance, a person could vomit. You've brought this destruction uprawn yourself. I just hope you don't end up floundering and alone.

[ForrestGump]

15. Hey, don't be so sailfish!

Just because you caught me looking at her wrasse, no need to give me a good marlin. Who knew her parent sardine Martin fans? And how does that wolf eel against your skin - a bit coarse? You could always put a tarpon.

[Dob Bole]

12. I've never met a yak

I don't even know what a yak looks like. Where might one find a yak?

[orangecoloredapple]

13. In back of the Yak Shack

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